Month: April 2013

chemicalbydefault: barkentin: chemicalbydefault: barkentin: I’m pretty sure that Arthas is about to just… Just sort of reach over… and kiss Frostmourne It’s the only thing that has stood by him through it all.Jaina left his side.All of his friends left his

April 2, 2013 /

chemicalbydefault:

barkentin:

chemicalbydefault:

barkentin:

I’m pretty sure that Arthas is about to just…

Just sort of reach over…

and kiss Frostmourne

It’s the only thing that has stood by him through it all.
Jaina left his side.
All of his friends left his side.
Turned on him even.
And all he ever wanted…
Was to keep them safe.

They left him, and Frostmourne stayed by his side.
And you all wonder why he became the Lich King.

Right in the feels.

I’m hoping Proudmoore sees this.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?!
He kept his heart, his cold but beating heart, hidden away.
Why?!
Just in case of you.

And then Chicken Helmet Tirion stabbed it.

bondoge: this is not fucking candy “HE IS RISEN” sounds like something I’d say after a necromantic ritual.

April 2, 2013 /

bondoge:

this is not fucking candy

“HE IS RISEN” sounds like something I’d say after a necromantic ritual.

April 2, 2013 /

mainfloortank:

can’t decide if I wanna write Lor’themar or Koltira fic or LOR’THEMAR AND KOLTIRA FIC

LOR’THEMAR AND KOLTIRA 

I just want to see what would happen

kitty-noodles: barkentin: kitty-noodles: sassthemar: “The effort is appreciated. Though the violet nail polish seems a tad much to me. Miss Proudmoore should consider wearing some crimson from time to time. Might sate her bloodlust somewhat.” WANDA. HELP ME. JAINA KEEPS

April 2, 2013 /

kitty-noodles:

barkentin:

kitty-noodles:

sassthemar:

“The effort is appreciated. Though the violet nail polish seems a tad much to me. Miss Proudmoore should consider wearing some crimson from time to time. Might sate her bloodlust somewhat.”

WANDA.

HELP ME.

JAINA KEEPS HER FUCKING SCORPID VENOM WITH HER MAKEUP AND I SWIPED THE WRONG BOTTLE AND NOW SASSTHEMAR IS BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.


Also I have really painful felhound bites all over my face because A CERTAIN PSYCHOTIC ARCHMAGE KEEPS A GUARD FELHOUND IN HER ROOMS.

Well where else would she keep it

Certainly not in the at the foot of her bed.

BUT WITH HER MAKEUP?!

THE VENOM IS THE SAME COLOR AS HER EYESHADOW AND THE BOTTLES WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING LABELED. HOW IS SHE NOT BLIND?!

The answer to that is obvious:

Magic.

She is a mage.

kitty-noodles: sassthemar: “The effort is appreciated. Though the violet nail polish seems a tad much to me. Miss Proudmoore should consider wearing some crimson from time to time. Might sate her bloodlust somewhat.” WANDA. HELP ME. JAINA KEEPS HER FUCKING SCORPID VENOM

April 2, 2013 /

kitty-noodles:

sassthemar:

“The effort is appreciated. Though the violet nail polish seems a tad much to me. Miss Proudmoore should consider wearing some crimson from time to time. Might sate her bloodlust somewhat.”

WANDA.

HELP ME.

JAINA KEEPS HER FUCKING SCORPID VENOM WITH HER MAKEUP AND I SWIPED THE WRONG BOTTLE AND NOW SASSTHEMAR IS BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.


Also I have really painful felhound bites all over my face because A CERTAIN PSYCHOTIC ARCHMAGE KEEPS A GUARD FELHOUND IN HER ROOMS.

Well where else would she keep it

Certainly not in the at the foot of her bed.

April 2, 2013 /

kitty-noodles:

archmage-proudmoore:

kitty-noodles:

archmage-proudmoore:

…I wake up to someone having stolen my clothes and make-up.

And I find them on Lor’themar.

Someone will pay

…It was totally not me.

At all.

And if it had been – just hypothetically – it would not have been done in an attempt to get into his pants. Ever. In a million years.

I also did not steal Varian’s clothes for the same reason. Because that would be ridiculous.

Oh, Kitty, how could you!

Actually, that’s alright, that dress isn’t nice enough for me anymore anyways.

And then there’s the fact that that particular bit of “eyeshadow” you stole wasn’t actually eyeshadow… The only bottle that was in that area that is missing was actually a bottle of very potent scorpid venom.

I’m sorry! It’s just that he’s so gorgeous and I really thought I’d get a shot in bed with him if I—

Wait, what?

I gave the Regent Lord SCORPID VENOM?!

You used scorpid venom on the Regent Lord, how could you!

My coffee was especially horrible this morning; I could have used that.

That’s the last time I get coffee in Thunder Bluff.