john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine!
I’m so proud!
Also, lmao at companies and organizations that fail, due to changes in society needs (ex.milkmen) or they’ve made 0 effort to adapt, (Blockbuster comes to mind) and place the blame on consumers and specific generations of people who probably weren’t even old enough to make any impact whatsoever.
A npc done for a client’s campaign.
I have some things to take care of so commissions are closed until June 15th.
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when it’s late summer in stormwind and it’s too hot to even think let alone meet with foreign dignitaries but you have to sit in on 6 days (probably 7 by the time it’s all said and done) of trade negotiations because lakeshire ran out of darnassian bleu
when Anduin talks about elf cheese for six days
just a little wip of somethin i drew the other day
did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??
did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing
steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?
everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?
steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what
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