“The effort is appreciated. Though the violet nail polish seems a tad much to me. Miss Proudmoore should consider wearing some crimson from time to time. Might sate her bloodlust somewhat.”
JAINA KEEPS HER FUCKING SCORPID VENOM WITH HER MAKEUP AND I SWIPED THE WRONG BOTTLE AND NOW SASSTHEMAR IS BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.
Also I have really painful felhound bites all over my face because A CERTAIN PSYCHOTIC ARCHMAGE KEEPS A GUARD FELHOUND IN HER ROOMS.
Well where else would she keep it
Certainly not in the at the foot of her bed.
BUT WITH HER MAKEUP?!
THE VENOM IS THE SAME COLOR AS HER EYESHADOW AND THE BOTTLES WEREN’T EVEN FUCKING LABELED. HOW IS SHE NOT BLIND?!
The answer to that is obvious:
She is a mage.