Month: July 2021

dinkythings:

A bunch of patreon rewards from this and last month! The bottom two characters belong to ClearEclair 

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

chilewithcarnage:

herequeer-fullofexistentialfear:

ookamikuro:

wingdingle:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

world heritage post

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

thoodleoo:

a premium tumblr service you say? what a fantastic way to support my favorite bloggers! unfortunately the only currency i have is copper ingots, but i assure you they are of the FINEST quality, as you can see from all of my stellar reviews

tevruden:

With the new update, I think we need to bring this back

half a decade later and i need to bring this back AGAIN

Don’t laugh at us

tevruden:

staff:

Yes, it’s totally silly that one year after launching Tumblr, we’re moving the official Tumblr blog off of WordPress because it was too much work to update.

We want to spotlight all of the neat stuff happening on Tumblr.  So today we’re announcing the official Tumblr tumblelog:  staff.tumblr.com

There’s a lot we want to do here.  In addition to showing off the new features we’re building, we’re dying to brag about everything we see you folks doing. To cover it all, we’re inviting some new members of the Tumblr family to contribute.  Introductions to follow.

Thanks, everyone!

You ever find an ironic post since… you know tumblr is now owned by wordpress

redchrominance:

staff:

Tumblr,

Earlier today we announced to the press that we are running a beta test program for Post+, Tumblr’s newest add-on subscription tool. Post+ is a completely optional tool that will allow creators to make some of their posts exclusive to their paid subscribers. You can read more about it right over here on our @postplus Tumblr. This feature is being tested by a small group of incredible creators on Tumblr.

We want to hear about what you like, what you love, and what concerns you. Even if it’s not very nice. Tell us. We can take it. We WANT that feedback. It helps us make Tumblr better.

What we won’t ever accept is the targeted harassment and threats these creators have endured since this afternoon. These creators are some of the most talented people around, and all they’re doing is testing out a feature. These are the people who graciously agreed to pilot a program to help us discover bugs before we open it up to all creators. These are the humans who are testing a feature that we hope will soon help thousands of Tumblr creators feel empowered, get rewarded for their efforts, and find support within their community.

Our Community Guidelines are clear: Don’t engage in targeted abuse, bullying, or harassment.

Anyone in violation of these guidelines will be dealt with swiftly and will be forced to contend with the appropriate consequences. It’s okay to tell us how you feel. It’s not okay to bully someone because you disagree with their choices.

@staff​ there are actual literal nazis on this website. You can excuse nazis, but you draw the line at making fun of blue checkmarks, you conniving weasels??

WAIT HANG ON I JUST REALIZED SOMETHINGIF DARION IS THE PHYSICAL SON OF ALEXANDROS BUT THE SPIRITUAL SON OF THE PRIMUS, THAT MAKES HIM THE AZEROTH EQUIVALENT OF JESUS BONE ZONE CHRISTTHE UNHOLY SON OF THE SKELETON WARHE’S COME BACK FROM THE DEAD, HE’S MADE PLENTY FROM WHERE THERE WAS LITTLE, HE’S BROUGHT PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEADPRIMUS IS THE FATHER, DARION IS THE SON, RUNECARVER IS THE SPIRIT

jaakkola:

jaakkola:

jesus darion and his miracles, such as [checks notes] causing blood rain.