artist friend: *is quietly doodling*
me: YESSSSSSSSS! FUCK! đź‘Ź IT! đź‘Ź UP! đź‘Ź PICASSO!! Show that pencil who’s a bad bitch!…leave that notebook paper SHOOK
me: gjfjgjdjhk
me: nah that’s not right
me: sdgdjhkgjjs
me: yeah that’s how I feel
vampire: honestly it’s not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to… not grab anything i’m drinking then try to drink it
their friend: i wasn’t. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?
vampire: …
vampire: i mean.. who drinks blood that’s cold-
their friend: i could have DRANK that
vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug: but you didn’t, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties
what he says: back in my day, we wouldve had this payload delivered already
what he means: back in my day, i wouldve made gabriel deliver the payload and then id receive legendary upvote status
Winston: Everyone ready for the costume party?
D.Va: Yep! I’m a zergling.
Pharah: I’m Björk!
(more costumes….)
Winston: What about you Hanzo?
Hanzo: (Comes out in a black vest, white shirt, and a holster on his hip.) Just call me Han. (Whips out blaster pistol) Han-zolo.
(everybody just DIES)
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mercy: how are we going to find reyes?
76: don’t worry, i’ve got this.
76: *cups hands around mouth* I DESERVED THAT PROMOTION
reaper: *materializes out of nowhere* FUCK YOU
76: there he is
Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr
Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.
Me: look at this other thing tho
Friend: You reblogged that from me
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: there was an entire expansion that was void of any real character development for the horde, and while you can argue that warlords was horde-centric, it wasn’t really, since it was only about the orcs. vol’jin had just become warchief the expansion prior, and orgrimmar was just recovering from segregation, murder, racism, police brutality, etc. etc. and the only hint that any of that stuff happened is just a plaque in the cleft of shadow and that’s it, it’s not even touched up on. furthermore, vol’jin literally did nothing but show up at your garrison for a bit in warlords, and while there was so much time to go and develop his character, none of that time was used. now, he comes back in legion just to die, but no one seems to really care about that?? yes, varian was just getting his shit together and it really sucks that he’s kicking the bucket but he went out in a blaze of glory, he went down fighting, meanwhile vol’jin got stabbed and died a slow painful death with no chance of survival. he knows from the moment that he’s stabbed that he’s going to die, and look, if you read shadows of the horde, you’ll know that there’s literally NO WAY he can come back from this. he tells sylvanas to save the horde, make sure they don’t die, and she does so. she retreats because the horde was going to die up there anyways, and this is literally vol’jin’s dying wish, and i guess that suddenly makes her a bad guy, suddenly she’s the cold heartless bitch that abandoned the alliance but nooo that’s not what happened, she did what she had to and it wasn’t even really her decision, it was vol’jin’s. she came prepared anyways to save the horde, and no one is giving her that credit. the horde got the shit end of the stick but wow we’re the big mean bad guys i guess, sylvanas is a bitch and vol’jin was useless i guess. there was so much more potential and none of it was used. but #dicksoutforvarian i guess
Death Knight: murdered and raised against their will into an unlife of suffering and servitude to a malevolent force they never wanted to be a part of or be forced to work with, suffers extreme prejudice against their unwanted abilities and existence and regularly struggles to cope with the horrors of their past actions while a part of the Scourge and their uncertain future in a world that doesn’t want them
Demon Hunter: despite all other potential avenues to hone their abilities, magic and other skills to take revenge on demons and/or fight the Legion, decided it was the best decision to make sacrifices not really necessary and use the powers of fel by choice, corrupting their bodies and possibly minds, to the horror of remaining friends and family who despise demons, taking on a mantle of suffering that they absolutely did not need to and it’s like? was being a regular hunter really not good enough? what about a mage or a druid or a warrior? if you’re hyper-specialized to hunt demons does it mean you’re no good at anything else? why would you willingly do this to yourself you don’t have a right to grump and complain about your current state or ask others what they “sacrificed” as if other classes and characters haven’t gone through great suffering and trepidation too what a bunch of assholes, just total assholes! they looked at ILLIDAN and were like “yeah I want to follow THAT example” like?????