vampire: honestly it’s not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to… not grab anything i’m drinking then try to drink it
their friend: i wasn’t. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?
vampire: …
vampire: i mean.. who drinks blood that’s cold-
their friend: i could have DRANK that
vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug: but you didn’t, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties