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I had the epiphany that most of Columbo’s episodes are what happens when a mediocre 70’s soap opera still in the first few seasons suddenly veers into *bum-bum-buuuuum* MURDER and dovetails into a Columbo episode. That’d explain why there’s so much good interpersonal dynamics, set design, and the reoccurring stable of actors.That also kinda makes me wonder if, in this scenario, Columbo is the Reaper of meh-tier soap operas, giving them a chance to play a game for their continued run and if they lose, their main character is arrested but never actually shown to be punished, relegating them to a Purgatory of unresolved narrative closure.ObRequest: Columbo Reaper fanart? “Oh, one last thing…”

columboscreens:

lol that’s a good way of looking at it, i think that’s what they even sort of go for in some of the episodes. obviously it’s much more well-produced than your average soap; the characters and stories usually feel more believable and substantial.

but imagine columbo in like, days of our lives. his car would break down and he’d stumble into salem and go Ah Mr. DiMera Just One More Thing and then all the problems would be solved. they can’t milk the same scene for a week when a sentient little scribble of a man solves all the mysteries in twenty minutes

limecornchip:quill outfits

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quill outfits

tevruden:Tevruden, as a mershark, is smooth in all directions, just like real sharks (art by Enydimon@twitter)

tevruden:

Tevruden, as a mershark, is smooth in all directions, just like real sharks (art by Enydimon@twitter)

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dimdiamond:

Dracula au where everything is the same but Jonathan has turned into a vampire and hasn’t realized it.

#honestly i have a current slightly-serious-but-not-really hc that jonathan WAS turned but just…never realizes.#hes frail and very pale and weak for months after escaping! later his hands get described as ice-cold! mina has a weird jonathon-sensor#when she gets turned and also gains a dracula-brain-link#oh! and how he like…goes from brown hair to developing gray hairs to going back to brown hair#i do not put it past this man to die and not even realize it lol#vampire!jon: wow! ive been feeling so bad but i just had this jucy rare steak and i dont look half dead anymore! it must be the food#wow it was hard to fall asleep in hungry 🙁 good thing im back on english soul where i call home and am now sleeping again!#daylight doesnt affect him bc he doesnt know he has powers to lose in the sun#hes polite so he already doesnt enter a place uninvited. who is he a brute?#all the iconography doesnt affect him bc thats all catholic things and hes protestant thank you very much