Kalhoun and Thaelen being cute. Gross.
hkluterman: Kalhoun and Thaelen being cute. Gross.
Is Tev any good at parallel parking the DK party house >w>
literalprush: “It’s funny how something or someone can make you feel so– alone.”
there’s so much i have to draw but what do i start with and how do i start
blackoutraven:Coffin MY Darkest Poetry A PICTURE OF RAIN YOU CAN SEE THE SOUND CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN THERE UNDER THE GROUND? R
MY Darkest Poetry
A PICTURE OF RAIN
YOU CAN SEE THE SOUND
CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN
THERE UNDER THE GROUND? R
icyvveins: Commissions are officially OPEN! It’s that time again, time for me to draw whatever you want for the right price! My commissions, as always, are on a first come – first serve basis with infinite slots (until I close commissions, so basically I’ll do a cut off when
Commissions are officially OPEN!
It’s that time again, time for me to draw whatever you want for the right price! My commissions, as always, are on a first come – first serve basis with infinite slots (until I close commissions, so basically I’ll do a cut off when I’ve earned enough for the month.)
All prices you see here are non-negotiable. I apologize to my followers who can’t afford it.
If you wish to commission me, it’ll be through PAYPAL only.
- Email me at monsieur.moose@yahoo.com with your Commission idea. Once we’ve decided on something, I will invoice you at your paypal account.
If you wish to contact me for any reason regarding your commission, please email me at monsieur.moose@yahoo.com. DO NOT message me via tumblr inbox, it will be ignored.
If
you want to support me but can’t afford my prices, I would really
appreciate a signal boost!Thank you all for being so wonderful, and I
look forward to working with you!
wocinsolidarity:
FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away
trueculprit: whatlikeitshard: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why Chapter 2:
who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing
Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why
Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It’s Gone
Chapter 3: Why Being Bored Is Literally The Same As Dying
Chapter 4: ADD And Your Love Life: Why Bother?
Chapter 5: A Short Story I Drew About A Little Rabbit Named Herbert Who Goes On Adventures
Chapter 6: I Don’t Have Time To Not Be Photoshopping
Chapter 7: You Interrupted Me in the Middle of Tetris And Other Reasons I’ll Be Making Your Life A Sulky Hell All Day
Chapter 8: Where Can A Grown-Up Go to Scream? (Nowhere.)
Chapter 9: You Just Told Me Huge News About Your Life, but I Don’t Know What It Was Because There’s a TV in the Corner of This Bar
Chapter 10: I Would Love to Tell You Why I Am Crying, but I Already Forgot. It’s Just Happening Now
Chapter 11: Bankruptcy
Chapter 12: I Have Walked into This Room Five Times and Neglected to Address The Reason I Originally Did So Each Time
Chapter 13: Public Embarrassment: Is it Real?
Chapter 14: All the Facts I Learned When I Read Wikipedia for Five Hours Yesterday
snarksonomy: Hi! Commissions are open again! I am taking a limited number of slots this month, so please contact me at snarkygoldfish@aol.com if you’re interested! (Please no tumblr messages! I lose them 75% of the time)As usual, all details can be found HERE.More examples
Hi! Commissions are open again! I am taking a limited number of slots this month, so please contact me at snarkygoldfish@aol.com if you’re interested! (Please no tumblr messages! I lose them 75% of the time)
As usual, all details can be found HERE.
More examples of my work can be seen hereSALE:
All Fall / Halloween (Hallow’s End / All Saints Wake, etc!) themed pieces!
$3 off toned (B&W) Sketches and $5 off Colored Sketches & Digital paintings.Show me those cozy sweaters, kitschy costumes, apple-cinnamon, and pumpkin spice EVERYTHING!
Please note, this is the last month my work will be available at these prices / categories. (I’ll be shifting a few things around for Holiday Commissions and going into 2016.)
Thanks so much for your continued support! <3 you guys!