starfleet: we’re glad you’re home
starfleet: we’ve been reviewing your records
janeway: k when is my promotion
starfleet: what makes you think you’re getting a promotion
janeway: my future self told me all about it when she broke the temporal prime directive and brought me stolen future technology
starfleet: yeah so in that vein there are some things we need to discuss
janeway: if there’s a problem with the paperwork blame chakotay
janeway: i don’t do forms i do holographic irish bartenders and former borg drones
starfleet:
doctor: i can assure you that while in the delta quadrant we conducted ourselves with grace and dignity according to the highest principles of starfleet
b’elanna: yeah step off our balls you weren’t there you don’t know
tom: yeah you weren’t there that time we stole a keg of omega molecules from some douchebag aliens who were going to blow up the quadrant
harry: or that time we played space nascar and ended up in the center of a terrorist plot
tom: or that time we were all super horny and built a fake irish city so that we could get drunk and laid
harry: or when we tied that guy to a chair and waited for the aliens to eat him because he wouldn’t tell us what we wanted to know
tom: oh shit remember that time i got 30 days for ignoring the wishes of some foreign government and destroying their mining operation
harry: that was almost as crazy as the time you restored that old shuttle but then it fell in love with you and tried to kill b’elanna
b’elanna: speaking of which remember when that bomb i made for the maquis came back and tried to kill us
chakotay: that reminds me of when seska stole my dna and tried to impregnate herself with my child
tom: nothing will ever compare to the time me and the captain had kids and left them on that planet
janeway: we were young and innocent then
tom: how many lizard years to a human year i feel like i should send a birthday card
janeway: like 6
tom: you don’t even know you’re just saying that
janeway: you should talk you’re such an absent father
tom: oh no you didn’t
janeway: i didn’t even want kids
starfleet:
starfleet: is there a reason you stenciled PARTY BUS on the side of voyager
tom:
harry:
b’elanna:
doctor:
janeway: is there a reason i shouldn’t have
It’s that time again, time for me to draw whatever you want for the right price! My commissions, as always, are on a first come – first serve basis with infinite slots (until I close commissions, so basically I’ll do a cut off when I’ve earned enough for the month.)
All prices you see here are non-negotiable. I apologize to my followers who can’t afford it.
If you wish to commission me, it’ll be through PAYPAL only.
Email me at monsieur.moose@yahoo.com with your Commission idea. Once we’ve decided on something, I will invoice you at your paypal account.
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If
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My schedule has cleared up and I’m in need of some cash-a-roni and cheese. Line up for the freshest of my 2016 art! I’m determined to improve my skill and speed and further this new thick-lines style of mine, so to build up a new body of works I’m out advertising commissions again!
The Deets:
The art is going to have the fat outline as in the Samus pic above, unless you specifically request otherwise. All works must be paid in advance, and I will not begin work until payment has been received. I work on one piece at a time, first come first serve. I guarantee I will deliver your piece within two weeks of beginning work or I will upgrade to the next complexity for free. I always share a progress sketch and ask that you sign off to be sure you’re getting a piece you approve of (time waiting for your reply does not factor into two-week delivery time.) I reserve the right to refuse a work based on subject matter and to increase the price based on complexity. Additional figures $5 off for waist-up and full-body. Color work is unshaded. $5 off for colorless. Payment may be refunded in full at any time before work begins; after work begins, no refunds will be given unless I cancel my services to you for any reason.
EMAIL ME at [talandlhoff @ gmail.com] to get the ball rolling. Tumblr messages aren’t very reliable, but you can use them to keep in touch after business begins!
Alright, I’m gonna try and… explain this entire thing. But I’d really appreciate if everyone got a look at this. My current living situation is – with my fiance and his mother. His mother is the absolute worst. She is not only emotionally manipulative/abusive and gaslights ALL the time, but she is also incredibly irresponsible.
We had a verbal arrangement that if she could pay rent on our apartment, my fiance and I would handle all other bills. Food/cable/internet/phone/etc. The only bill she paid were her personal bills like cellphone, and our electricity.
Yesterday she came into our room and told us that unless we had $2,770 – because she didn’t – we were being evicted. All three of us, out on the street, because she could not handle paying rent. To give you an idea, our rent is only $1,065 and she makes over $20/hour in a full time job. Where does all her money go? We just don’t know. It’s not towards rent, though.
Now, I don’t want to be fucking homeless. So I went to my bank and pulled out a personal loan, under my own name, to pay for someone else’s debt. I cannot afford to take over the lease on this apartment, pay all bills AND pay off this loan now with my job alone. Josh is looking at maybe changing jobs, or starting a second one. I will be opening commissions when I get home from work.
If I can make at least $200 in commissions every month, that would be amazing, we could do this. Other than that… I don’t know where I’m going to be with all this debt I’ve now got to pay off…
If anyone would just like to help by donating a little bit, my paypal is monsieur.moose@yahoo.com
thank you for reading this shit storm, and thank you everyone for your continued support. I really appreciate it. <3
