Month: September 2015

September 29, 2015 /

taluluto:

FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away

trueculprit: whatlikeitshard: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why Chapter 2:

September 29, 2015 /

trueculprit:

whatlikeitshard:

sashayed:

sashayed:

sashayed:

who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing

Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why

Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It’s Gone

Chapter 3: Why Being Bored Is Literally The Same As Dying

Chapter 4: ADD And Your Love Life: Why Bother?

Chapter 5: A Short Story I Drew About A Little Rabbit Named Herbert Who Goes On Adventures

Chapter 6: I Don’t Have Time To Not Be Photoshopping

Chapter 7: You Interrupted Me in the Middle of Tetris And Other Reasons I’ll Be Making Your Life A Sulky Hell All Day 

Chapter 8: Where Can A Grown-Up Go to Scream? (Nowhere.)

Chapter 9: You Just Told Me Huge News About Your Life, but I Don’t Know What It Was Because There’s a TV in the Corner of This Bar

Chapter 10: I Would Love to Tell You Why I Am Crying, but I Already Forgot. It’s Just Happening Now

Chapter 11: Bankruptcy

Chapter 12: I Have Walked into This Room Five Times and Neglected to Address The Reason I Originally Did So Each Time

Chapter 13: Public Embarrassment: Is it Real?

Chapter 14: All the Facts I Learned When I Read Wikipedia for Five Hours Yesterday

snarksonomy: Hi!  Commissions are open again!  I am taking a limited number of slots this month, so please contact me at snarkygoldfish@aol.com if you’re interested! (Please no tumblr messages! I lose them 75% of the time)As usual, all details can be found HERE.More examples

September 29, 2015 /

snarksonomy:

Hi!  Commissions are open again!  I am taking a limited number of slots this month, so please contact me at snarkygoldfish@aol.com if you’re interested! (Please no tumblr messages! I lose them 75% of the time)

As usual, all details can be found HERE.

More examples of my work can be seen here

SALE:

All Fall / Halloween (Hallow’s End / All Saints Wake, etc!) themed pieces!
$3 off toned (B&W) Sketches and $5 off Colored Sketches & Digital paintings.

Show me those cozy sweaters, kitschy costumes, apple-cinnamon, and pumpkin spice EVERYTHING!

Please note, this is the last month my work will be available at these prices / categories. (I’ll be shifting a few things around for Holiday Commissions and going into 2016.)

Thanks so much for your continued support! <3 you guys!

pastr-art: Some pictures from challenge with emoticons  x) __The rest will after I finish commission

September 29, 2015 /

pastr-art:

Some pictures from challenge with emoticons  x)

__
The rest will after I finish commission

September 29, 2015 /

literalprush: friend needed damian in regular/casual clothing and since i don’t want to over do the fancy shirt and vest i made him a pirate

September 29, 2015 /

literalprush:

friend needed damian in regular/casual clothing and since i don’t want to over do the fancy shirt and vest i made him a pirate