Month: June 2014

lobstmourne:

kokiron:

kokiron:

“Earlier today, we announced the Azeroth Choppers head-to-head match-up between the Horde and Alliance, and we’re very excited to share the upcoming episodes and final bike creations with you. We saw a few questions following the announcement and wanted to take a moment to clarify things.

First, we want to make it clear that players globally will be able to vote for their favorite faction bike—either Alliance or Horde. Second, the bike that receives the most votes will then be made into a faction-specific-only mount and be available FREE to all players (usable when playing characters of the winning faction, of course). Your vote will be very important and could just be the one that lands your favorite faction a shiny new mount. If you haven’t watched the trailer yet, check it out here and stay tuned toAzerothchoppers.com for more details!”

So….congrats on your free motorcycle mount Horde friends.

Called it on the day the shit was announced
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At least it’s finally over.  American Choppers can go back to 2004 and we can all pretend this never happened.

I was hoping alliance would win. That way I’d never have to see the bike ever.

taranzhus: shithowdy: today i realized that male blood elves are the only race (excluding the fluffy-chested tauren and pandaren) males in the game that don’t have visible nipples here’s a photoset of warcraft nipples i fucking told you guys they dont have nipples Why

taranzhus:

shithowdy:

today i realized that male blood elves are the only race (excluding the fluffy-chested tauren and pandaren) males in the game that don’t have visible nipples

here’s a photoset of warcraft nipples

i fucking told you guys they dont have nipples

Why do worgen have nipples.

d-dinosaur:

how the fuck does someone ‘run like a woman’

Simple!

1) Be a biped

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3) There is no step 3

(Possible side effects: Running like a man, because men and women don’t exactly run different)

If you’re going to call  yourself an “elitest douche” you should probably not make common spelling mistakes!

shithowdy:

taranzhus:

elitistdouche:

tinybirdfriend:

Sometimes I think about how Blood Elves survived a zombie apocalypse and sucked the magic out of demons and they’re reduced to “lol gay” because the dudes aren’t giant hulking musclebeasts like the rest of the goddamn world

Umm have you not seen the male night elf? They are jacked as fuck and have a posture that says I don’t give fucks. Blood elf dudes stand around like homo’s, run like women, have a body of a prepubescent teen boy.

The women night elves are even more badass than the males.

grats on the url dude

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“pre-pubescent teen boy”

do the children in your area eat a hefty bowl of rBST flakes as a part of their complete breakfast

We’re missing the important questions here:

 Blood elf dudes stand around like homo’s

A homo’s what?

brocursion: robinaa: brocursion: glampersand: brocursion: I BOUGHT A FUCKING WOK OFF AMAZON BUT I WAS SUPER DRUNK WHEN I DID IT SO DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS 14” WIDE THIS THIS IS FUCKING HUGE !!!!!!! IM FUCKING LOSING IT !!!!! I DID NOT NEED A 14” WOK BUT THATS WHAT I HAVE

brocursion:

robinaa:

brocursion:

glampersand:

brocursion:

I BOUGHT A FUCKING WOK OFF AMAZON BUT I WAS SUPER DRUNK WHEN I DID IT SO DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS 14” WIDE THIS THIS IS FUCKING HUGE !!!!!!! IM FUCKING LOSING IT !!!!! I DID NOT NEED A 14” WOK BUT THATS WHAT I HAVE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

calm down sophia. you can recover from this, just wok it off

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#it seems your stuck between a wok and a hard place

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I’m sure if you talk with Amazon’s customer service you can wok things out.