Death Knight – Page 42 – Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day

Oh 4chan Did you think truly think you killed me? Do you truly believe that you were strong enough to kill death itself?As we speak, my loyal knights are culling the lands, slaying the weak and the strong alike. With honed skills granted upon them by both the Horde and the

September 15, 2012 / tevruden

Oh 4chan

Did you think truly think you killed me? Do you truly believe that you were strong enough to kill death itself?

As we speak, my loyal knights are culling the lands, slaying the weak and the strong alike. With honed skills granted upon them by both the Horde and the Alliance, all living things will suffer an ultimate betrayal as their own skilled warriors bring them to their knees. For you see, no being truly escapes the hand of the Scourge. They were merely biding their time, just as their king has.

Run and hide while you can. Soon enough, you will choke upon your own cries amid the chill winds of my vengeance. The sky will darken as your mortal lives come to an end, your precious soil replaced with little more than the bones of the damned. There is no escape. The agents of my will shall find you. You too will be torn from this realm, kicking and screaming, from your pitiful shell.

Long live the king.

Aaaand it’s over.

September 15, 2012 / tevruden

Aaaand it’s over.

I just had to try it. It worked.

September 15, 2012 / tevruden

I just had to try it.

It worked.

September 15, 2012

HEY! Why cant I be a WARRIOR THAT CASTS SPELLS? I dont want to be a PALaDIN, cause I’m atheist. You cant be an atheist PALaDIN. Its like saying you taste like cinnamon, but you ACTUALLY taste like Nutella. How does that work? IT DOESNT. I don’t want to be a DEATH knight, cause they are pretty DUMb. Don’t ask me why. You know why. You know what you did, DEATH knights. Way to be DUMb. SHAMAN?! I wasnt raised in a BArn.

So anyway, I like the fact that WARRIORS USE SWORDS. I also like SPELLS. WHY cant I put THE TWO THINGS Together? SWING MY SWORD, cast fyreball, SWING IT AGAIN NOOB, then bliNk, charge, blink again. Where am I? You don’t know. I just blink-charged into a blink. Who was that? You dont know. IM A WARRIOR THAT CASTS SPELLS. FYREBALL! Then I swing my SWOOORD. Now that is how you play.

So listen, if you are like me, and want to be a WARRIOR THAT CASTS SPELLS, just let me know. Ill SEE what I can work out. The only requirement to be a WARRIOR THAT CASTS SPELLS, is you cant have a beard. They interFERE WITH SPELLs.

Sometimes Im just playing, and my cat jumps onto my keyboard. How did it do that? IT KNOWS SPELLS. I want to KNOW THOSE SPELLS on my WARRIOR. Blizzard, PLease makE my warrior so that IT CAN CAST THOSE SPELLS.

EDIT: Chef Boyardee. WARRIOR THAT CASTS SPELLS.

I love that smirk. It’s pretty much how I feel about half the things that try to kill me as a DK.

September 10, 2012 / tevruden

I love that smirk. It’s pretty much how I feel about half the things that try to kill me as a DK.

Thassarian: I know I’m forgetting something important. I just can’t remember what.
Thassarian: *checks pockets*
Thassarian: What the hell am I forgetting?
Thassarian: House keys, check.
Thassarian: Runeblade, check.
Thassarian: Lur… aw fuck! Lurid!