A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
Hey guys, remember that time that I got on Varaelian’s account and bound her A and D keys to “MY NAME IS VARAELIAN AND I KEYBOARD TURN”
It was really easy to find him in SMC after that
EXCEPT I DON’T KEYBOA— I hate you all so much.
Your S key was bound to “MY NAME IS VARAELIAN AND I BACKPEDAL TOO”
It was great
Oh man I backpedal all the time
but I am a tank, and WoW’s hitbox detection is shit.
(see: passing pheromones)
Presented without comment.
no das gay
actually im not sure whats gayer
the two fucking cat druids
or the two drunk elves sitting on the beach crying about their lives
wait , which way am i supposed to parse that
is “fucking” an adjective modifying “cat druids"
or is it a verb?
Just in case you needed a reason not to eat at Denny’s
thatwasfunwhileitlasted submitted: “Here’s a Denny’s franchise owner saying he’s forced, FORCED, to cut his staff to 28 hours max per week AND add a 5% Obamacare surcharge onto every bill, which he suggests you could deduct from your tip.
“What a fuckweasal.”
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Wow. Suggesting customers take money from your underpaid and uninsured employees to cover the cost of something you aren’t giving those same employees. Possibly a new low here.
He means the tips that he’s supposed to reimburse if the waitstaff doesn’t get enough to make minimum wage?
What an idiot.
Let me tell you a story about Anasterian. This mother fucker ruled the high elves for thousands of years, casually keeping his people safe from everything and making their society so fucking advanced and comfortable and wonderful that he might as well have shit butter and bathed in liquid gold.
Bitches sat around sucking him off all day and used his semen to refill the sunwell because that’s how hardcore this fatherfucker was.
So one day Arthas was like lol takin the crown and killed his dad and was like yii and gave Lordaeron to his friends like a good Republican, and Anasterian was like ballzaki if that mother fucker comes though Quel’thalas this is gonna suck.
So naturally Arthas did and you know the story about Sylvanas w/e she’s a hero give that girl a medal and like
Can you imagine just chillin on your throne
Looking out over the sea like ah what a nice day to do some meth or whatever
and this dude in icicle boots is standing on the shore like lol burned down your boats GUESS WHAT
and fucking makes TURNS THE SEA INTO A GIANT BRIDGE OF FROST to march his army of demons and dead guys into Quel’danas.
Meanwhile Anasterian’s like o nigga no you did not just touch my yacht and walks out to the path of frost and like
FUCKING
BREAKS IT?
Like this guy is so badass he just destroys Arthas’s bridge, but he makes it anyway and they bring out their cards to duel
Anas is like 3000 years old right now and Arthas is some young buck kid Lich King with a corpse dick, and Anas is almost matched despite being old as balls.
But he knows he can’t beat the white ranger, so uh. Instead of just losing?
This mother fucker cuts off Invincible’s legs.
He’s also like dw a staff and a sword fyi he’s pretty much the hardest guy ever, cuts off the horse’s legs and Arf is like NO MY HORSEY and murders him and takes a shit in the sunwell
Meanwhile Jaina is like “Oh kael’thas sorry about your dad” and kael’thas is like “bitch I look better in a skirt than you ever will” and that’s the story of anasterion
lor’themar is cool 2
This morning I was overwhelmed with the worst kind of feels because of certain Anduin-related spoilers in the new sound files. I have been convinced that they are probably somewhat misleading BUT I AM STILL NOT OKAY YOU GUYS.
Have a really terribly drawn and equally terribly (and mouse) colored Anduin. Because- because.
