kiango:

kaelthas-dickrider:

i like to pretend my boyfriend is an orc and every time he thrusts his dick into my tight asshole i scream lok’tar ogar at the top of my lungs and sever his head and bathe in his blood for the glory of the horde

god it’s back again

jesuschristvevo:

forblueeskiess:

jesuschristvevo:

adults who think that theyre smarter than you just because theyre older

I’m assuming that these adults can at least use an apostrophe when necessary. So yes, 99.9% of the time they’re smarter. 

i’m s’orry i’s thi’s bet’ter???? haha shut up i know when to use an apostrophe but whats the point im not getting graded on my text posts so u can go shove that apostrophe up ur butthole bc no1 likes u

I’m sorry, is this better? Haha, shut up. I know when to use an apostrophe, what’s the point? I’m not getting graded on my text posts, so you can go shove that apostrophe up your butt hole because nobody likes you.

FIX’D

eglaekna:

an audio file of a soft, sad violin plays, and you hear a voice speak. you are in the lore department of blizzard. the lore department is chris metzen and a bunch of action figures. everyone else takes notes while chris metzen meticulously plots out actions for each character. the lore devs sit in awe as he reveals that the new race in the next expansion will be Pandelves: the Blood Elves and Pandaren have come together to create the master race. when this knowledge is released to the public, the World of Warcraft playerbase collapses. The Legion wins. We never kill Sargeras. We all go home.

Also they’re a new hero class: combination druid/death knight/warlock