Your soul is driven by unshakable force to persist beyond your natural demise! What undead form does your soul gravitate toward?
skeleton – the bones are all you need baby
zombie – I’ll show up but I won’t put in much effort
ghoul – I woke up hungry
ghost – I was never that attached to my body
revenant – I’ve got a mission and I’m going to get it done
poltergeist – I just like fucking with people
lich – my humanity was a burden I’m glad to be rid of
mummy – as dedicated to my beauty routine in death as in life
vampire – I am an elegant predator NO IT’S NOT A SEX THING, KNOCK IT OFF
vampire – yeah it’s a sex thing
Look I am nothing but WEAK for Mer!AUs, even more so when it comes to the 1984 movie Splash!, which holds a place near and dear to my heart.
Charlie and Cory are the perfect candidates to fall into this. I should probably pick this back up sometime, it’s so much fun
Ref sheet done in 2023, the rest in 2020
Look I am nothing but WEAK for Mer!AUs, even more so when it comes to the 1984 movie Splash!, which holds a place near and dear to my heart.
Charlie and Cory are the perfect candidates to fall into this. I should probably pick this back up sometime, it’s so much fun
Ref sheet done in 2023, the rest in 2020
moonbathing🌕
idk why i have a blog when im just an animal experiencing fear
i’m very well aware that “the most important boy in the bible” would be a jew from the middle east and not the modern depictions thereof, dont worry
two of them
This is what I imagine a platonic grave scene with the homies was like. IYKYK. Onward to becoming more glorious bastard…
translated headstone for the meme. Tav’s got the polaroid camera.
It was absolutely intentional. I’m so glad the lighting adds to the comedic element 😀 I wanted it to feel like “shitty camera with flash taken at night”
Please select your gender affirming surgery:
Turned into a cyborg with almost no recognizably human aspects left
Have your blood mixed with that of a demon, mutating you into something inhuman
Given cat ears, a tail, cute lil fangs, and the ability to perfectly quote Marx
Turned into a an eternally beaut yet very inhuman vampire with no biological sex
Granted spellcasting abilities by an ancient powerful being
Turned into a werewolf (can go wolfmode at will)
Entire outer layer replaced with an exoskeleton
Given wings capable of flight
Infected with an alien parasite (who knows what it will do)
Mind uploaded into a computer (there’s no going back)
Distorted by forces beyond human comprehension into a paradoxical eldich horror
Given 100,000,000 US dollars
