Please select your gender affirming surgery:

Turned into a cyborg with almost no recognizably human aspects left

Have your blood mixed with that of a demon, mutating you into something inhuman

Given cat ears, a tail, cute lil fangs, and the ability to perfectly quote Marx

Turned into a an eternally beaut yet very inhuman vampire with no biological sex

Granted spellcasting abilities by an ancient powerful being

Turned into a werewolf (can go wolfmode at will)

Entire outer layer replaced with an exoskeleton

Given wings capable of flight

Infected with an alien parasite (who knows what it will do)

Mind uploaded into a computer (there’s no going back)

Distorted by forces beyond human comprehension into a paradoxical eldich horror

Given 100,000,000 US dollars