Your soul is driven by unshakable force to persist beyond your natural demise! What undead form does your soul gravitate toward?

skeleton – the bones are all you need baby

zombie – I’ll show up but I won’t put in much effort

ghoul – I woke up hungry

ghost – I was never that attached to my body

revenant – I’ve got a mission and I’m going to get it done

poltergeist – I just like fucking with people

lich – my humanity was a burden I’m glad to be rid of

mummy – as dedicated to my beauty routine in death as in life

vampire – I am an elegant predator NO IT’S NOT A SEX THING, KNOCK IT OFF

vampire – yeah it’s a sex thing