Honestly the fact that Jaskier is kind of a celebrity in Netflix Witcher canon is. SO fucking funny to me….. Can you imagine being another Wolf witcher in this universe. It’s like if Hozier wrote 5 Grammy-winning albums exclusively about this weird kid from your high school
imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
I’m kinda hoping there’s a redemptive portion of that article but I’m not going to check. This is why you wait until after being common-law married to actually get married… and HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS when its untenable.
I’ve read it and there isn’t because holy shit that person needs therapy,