simonbitdiddle:

thyrell:

captain-price-officially:

Have y’all tried marrying people you like?

imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

I’m kinda hoping there’s a redemptive portion of that article but I’m not going to check.
This is why you wait until after being common-law married to actually get married… and HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS when its untenable.

I’ve read it and there isn’t because holy shit that person needs therapy,