I had a very David Lynch-inspired dream… I was offered a cup of coffee by A Mysterious Entity that I remember nothing about, and was pleasantly surprised by the flavor.
“Funny,” I said. “I don’t usually drink my coffee black, but this isn’t bad.”
The Entity began to laugh. “That’s not coffee you’re drinking,” it said, darkly.
I paused with the mug to my lips as horror slowly dawned on me. Then something inside my head shrugged, said ‘fuck it’, and tipped the mug back. I did not blink or break eye contact with The Entity as I slowly chugged whatever nightmarish substance it had given me.
There was an awkward silence, and The Entity cleared its throat uncomfortably.
#when the eldritch fucks with you you fuck with it right back
That’s the thing about the immortal, eldrich, and mystical… They can only fuck with you so much before you’re either broken or unfun, and even if they don’t screw you up, you’re not going back to your normal life after seeing a bit beyond your normal.
saltmatey: colored this sketch bc i needed something to help with my art blockmy tagail with asscrmp’s dimoricus, but really he carries me in battlegrounds tbh
colored this sketch bc i needed something to help with my art block
my tagail with asscrmp’s dimoricus, but really he carries me in battlegrounds tbh
as fun as the ‘do you understand the meaning of undercover’-Blackwatch!McCree jokes are, here’s another thought:
Jesse McCree is an urban legend. Jesse McCree (and/or whatever name he was known by in Deadlock) is dead. Nobody got out of Deadlock and escaped jailtime alive. Jesse McCree can’t exist. And Blackwatch, obviously, also does not exist.
Jesse McCree in a Deadlock beltbuckle and 3′’ heels, in an all-black cowboy outfit in the middle of London, is refuge in audacity (if you’re familiar with “THE BUTTS MATCH” you know what I’m getting at). He doesn’t need to hide because he can’t reasonably be recognized. If you say “I saw Jesse McCree in all black and a cowboy hat and a fucking Deadlock insignia in the middle of King’s Row during the Null Sector crisis” you’re gonna be laughed at, at best.
warlordzana: I miss WoW so I drew my Draenei/Troll hybrid Warlock babby Zana’rika to make up for it. Drawn with copics.
I miss WoW so I drew my Draenei/Troll hybrid Warlock babby Zana’rika to make up for it.
Drawn with copics.
This is how the cinematic went, right?
This is how the cinematic went, right?
fandomsandfeminism:A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able. Fuck those parents. lol my post has made it all the way back to my dash (with my text removed, of course)
A+ to that girl for getting vaccinated as soon as she was able.
Fuck those parents.
lol my post has made it all the way back to my dash (with my text removed, of course)
bumbtutts:I made a drow paladin for DnD with my pals! Very fun thus far. His name is Zaareth Tybalt and he fuckin loves cats, you guys
I made a drow paladin for DnD with my pals! Very fun thus far. His name is Zaareth Tybalt and he fuckin loves cats, you guys
au where I’m productive
spacialrend: actual dragon form Jairigos how do dragons
kestrelle: kestrelle: SO I’ve been fucked over by my job for a month straight, first with my direct deposit information somehow being wrong and my first paycheck not going through (i still haven’t gotten this check) and my second paycheck being only for a day of work when I
SO I’ve been fucked over by my job for a month straight, first with my direct deposit information somehow being wrong and my first paycheck not going through (i still haven’t gotten this check) and my second paycheck being only for a day of work when I know I’ve worked more than that.
While I get this sorted out with the HR department where I work, I’m currently in need of some funds, so I’m opening commissions to help ease the transition into my next (hopefully accurate and on time) paycheck which will be in two weeks, and until I can get the money I’m owed.
The first style is $35 and the second is $15!
I’m only taking a few slots and they are first come first serve, so please send me an email @ 1cms.artwork@gmail.com if you’d like to reserve a slot.
I will draw anything! Thank you for taking the time to read this!
TWO MORE SLOTS OPENING!!
please considering commissioning – I recently spilled water on my laptop keyboard, and while only one of the keys has stopped working I’m more than likely going to have to get the entire keyboard replaced because laptops aren’t easily fixed!!
1. Open
2. Open