A deadly monster with a terrifying appearance bonds with a small child and protects the small child with its life.
An injured hero comes upon a monster, or a hero comes upon an injured monster, and they have a Moment where they understand each other.
Giant vicious-looking monsters that answer to names you would give a pet dog.
A character rescues or spares the life of a wounded or infant monster; later, the fully-grown/recovered creature returns the favor.
A monster is only behaving aggressively to defend its young; the heroes realize this and make piece with the creature before leaving it be.
Similarly, a monster is only behaving aggressively because it is displaced and frightened; the heroes realize this, and help it to return home.
The horrifying eldritch creature that has been stalking the heroes turns out to be wholly benevolent, and its previously menacing behavior is revealed to be its attempts to protect them from something far deadlier.
BENEVOLENT MONSTERS!!!! BENIGN MONSTERS!!!! MONSTERS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT!!!
His dialogue, tone, and presentation were bordering on verbally abusive and extremely self-centered even moreso with his use of “I’m just an irrelevant youtuber,” and the copying of the “it’s free real estate” gesture, probably because he’s a brown-nosing shitlord. And of course he knows he has the fanbase to eat his shit, too.
Yes, Woolie, you are absolutely an irrelevant youtuber and should take your own goddamn advice.
smug thinkpiece writer: “the internet is about the sound bite, the tweet, tiny fragments of information that only take two or three seconds to consume”
me, thinking back to the 5000-word tumblr post i scrolled past yesterday where two classicists, three high schoolers, and a witch all got in a very pointless argument about hades and persephone or shakespeare or something: uh,
he’s sort of an infamous (well, as far as anyone knows he’s an okay guy? maybe??? no one seems to have ever actually talked to him???) big name furry
who is notorious for one thing
he is, singlehandedly, the source of almost every single piece of Falco x Fox macro art out there (and we’re talking literally hundreds of pieces. maybe even a thousand.)
he’s reclusive, has extremely specific tastes in kink, and commissions so much art (and not just still pieces, we’re talking like several minute long animated porn shorts)
we’re talking like “this guy could buy several houses with the amount of money he spends on commissioned furry porn of his very specific kink”
theres one other thing we know about him- the reason he can afford all this? is because he’s apparently one of the top heart surgeons in the country
Hello. I’m Togepi1125 but I’m not a heart surgeon. Thanks. 🙂
attention deficit High Definition but only on That One Object You Cant Stop Staring At
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[elevator music and/or wii menu music while u stare at a wall for a while bc u got bored of the lecture]
bounce leg part 2: electric boogaloo – now with extra foot tap
“I Got a C+ on My Midterm and Now I Feel Suicidal, but Only For Like 10 Minutes Until I Get Distracted by Something Else” the chart-topping hit single by My Brain ft. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria
putting something in ur reminders app AND ur calendar app AND ur alarm app and somehow still not doing it
tfw u accidentally become hyperaware of your clothing and how it feels Real Bad on ur bod and u gotta wiggle around in ur chair for a good 3-8 minutes
not being able to eat food like a normal person because its the wrong temperature, texture, taste, and theres too many nerves in ur mouth
not being able to eat food like a normal person bc u forget meals ‘cause ur Just Like That AND bc ur meds are an appetite suppressant
not knowing how to socialize like a normal person because thats just how being neurodivergent is sometimes
feel free to add ur own
Being within THE DEPRESSION one moment but then thinking about THE THING (you know that thing your currently obsessing over) and suddenly you have the energy of a thousand suns that needs to be released some how
