Month: December 2014

hella-borcs:

Someone for the love of god please commission me or something. Several someones. I just want to be able to take Kanon to dinner or something for a Christmas present that’s all I CAN do if I have some extra money but I need to pay my phone bill and I will have almost nothing after that

Like $9 that’s it that’s not a dinner that’s like, a snack

I would idealy like a solid $50, even better $100 maybe see a movie too or something and to not fear having no money just freakin

Frick

lobstmourne:

shithowdy:

I am utterly convinced that there is a vast, complex, and compounding scheme of lies within the online artist community where people desperately try to one-up one another with made-up completion times.

I have no doubt that there are skilled artists who can complete a glorious masterpiece in two hours but I am also completely convinced that for every one of those there are a dozen artists of similar skill who took ten hours but feel inadequate and lie that it also only took them two, and for each of them there’s another dozen less-skilled artists that feel even worse about their speed and post a sketch that took them four hours to visualize but then fob it off as a 20-minute doodle.

You cannot convince me that this isn’t true.

where’s the competition for taking the longest to complete really simple sketches and doodles because I would win 100% FITE ME

You say that but I have a comic that I have literally been working on since Cata. 

It’s not even an original thing I just got stuck thinking of a wow-appropriate joke for one of the panels and couldn’t come up with anything until like a month ago.

(And then the new expac. dropped) 

schpocks:

arribaarribacabron:

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit

#if i really love you there will either be no capitals or only capitals

lobstmourne:

guavasaur:

i feel like

if i was some kind of raid boss, it would have to be something with an enrage mechanic

i’ve thought about boss fights for my characters before because I AM A RAID BOSS or was/am sometimes rofl

PICTURE THIS AWFUL FIGHT:

• Bubblehearthing to different corners of the room at different health percentages and on mythic you’d have to do some tomfoolery raid mechanic to break the bubble or else lose a ton of DPS
• During wings phase I’d target a random player and cast HoW and if it wasn’t interrupted it would 1shot that person
• In another phase I’d have an uninterruptable Blinding Light cast like that guy in ToC and if you didn’t turn around you’d get disoriented for like 4sec, and the lower my health the faster the cast
• Healers gotta dispel HoJ off random players
• tanks swap when Censure stacks get too high
• If you hit the enrage timer I’d LoH myself to full because paladins are assholes 

I never really worked out why you were fighting him, but vengeance was Tevruden’s soft enrage. Eventually his damage would just get so ridiculous it would become unhealable. 

The tank swap was that he put blood plague/frost fever on the guy tanking him and you had to make sure that you switched tanks before he cast pestilence on his current target

At 1% he deems the raid ‘worthy’ death pacts to 50%, and lets them pass.

Tev’s hard enrage would be him raising all of the dead people in the raid as his undead minions who start DPSing their former raid members and healing him (with a similar graphic to what Arthas uses in ICC.)