A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
imagine both of these people running at you full speed on a day you’re wearing a white shirt
here’s something to think about: a whole bathtub seems like a lot of cheetos, but you could do this with less cheetos by filling the bath up with water and then floating a few bags of cheetos on top. maybe that’s how they did it. we can’t know
the implications of the volatile chemical powder used to create that signature FLAMIN’ HOT® taste in one’s more sensitive regions is making me clench involuntarily
My first thought was ‘wow why would you use flaming hot’
