imagine both of these people running at you full speed on a day you’re wearing a white shirt

here’s something to think about: a whole bathtub seems like a lot of cheetos, but you could do this with less cheetos by filling the bath up with water and then floating a few bags of cheetos on top. maybe that’s how they did it. we can’t know

the implications of the volatile chemical powder used to create that signature FLAMIN’ HOT® taste in one’s more sensitive regions is making me clench involuntarily

My first thought was ‘wow why would you use flaming hot’