A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
aBOUT TO GET GALAKRAS DOWN
LOR’THEMAR DIES
NO
my favorite is when people root the bonecrushers
random question i’m used to alliance, and the three are varian, jaina, and vareesa
who is there for horde besides lor’themar??
for horde it’s Lor’themar, Sylvanas and Aethas c:
Its really only shit because he doesn’t move the thing. It’s a good ~12% of creature damage on its own.
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
“how could you do that! that’s animal abuse”
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
“cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat”
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
NO MAN CAN CONTROL ME
!!!!
Sometimes, Tev just needs his hot orc girlfriend to cuddle up against him. Even if it does mean she’s going to fall asleep (and stop petting him.)
aBOUT TO GET GALAKRAS DOWN
LOR’THEMAR DIES
NO
my favorite is when people root the bonecrushers
altho im more mad
that even with 3 bonus roLLS
ALL I GET IS GOLD
AT WHAT POINT DOES THIS “your chance for loot increases with every roll” SHIT KICK IN I JUST WAn tED MY SWORD
haha
i have been rolling for thok’s polearm
for weeks now
and the only thing i get is gold
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
I really love how people describe Koltira and Thassarian in their tags:
- gay dead guys
- two dead homos
- dont dead homo inside
Tev & Feiyn are like the Angelina & Brad of Wyrmrest Accord
please no
Tev Pitt and Feiyn-gelina Jolie?
ughhhhhhhhhh
Lord Runeboner: I”M CRYING
Lord Runeboner: FROO
Lord Runeboner: I DIDN’T WANT THIS BUT NOW I”M LAUGHING A LOT
Tevruden: I made it worse
Lord Runeboner: … tev no
Lord Runeboner: TEV
Lord Runeboner: SCREAMS
Lord Runeboner: WHY
Tevruden: look
Tevruden: if anyone was going to make that joke
Tevruden: it should be me
Lord Runeboner: I’M SO UPSET I DIDN’T SEE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THAT JOKE
Lord Runeboner: I COULD HAVE
Tevruden: so jelly
Lord Runeboner: I really am
