You: Genji
Me, Hanzo “fratricide” Shimada: 竜が我が敵を喰らう！
A Cat: *is cat*
Me: Wow. Absolutely outstanding. Look at this. Please everyone please come see.
You: Genji
Me, an intellectual: Genjamin
WHAT THE SIGNS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY “MAYBE”
They mean no: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
They don’t know: Aries, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
They didn’t hear what you said the first time: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
people I call “dude”
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the President: Mr. Dude
the Queen: Your Royal Dudeness
the Pope: holy dude
people who don’t want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal
Things I love a lot: My OCs
Things I also love a lot: My friends’ OCs
Hanzo (raising his voice slightly so he can speak to McCree down at the other end of the aisle): Do you want some chips?
McCree (at full volume): I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Me to all the artists that has the energy to participate in Inktober: how’re you doing that