[8:03:00 AM] Hooks: PREPARE YOURSELVES
[8:03:03 AM] Hooks: THE BELLS HAVE TOLLED
[8:03:06 AM] Hooks: SHELTER YOUR WEAK
[8:03:09 AM] Hooks: YOUR YOUNG AND YOUR OLD
[8:03:15 AM] Hooks: EACH OF YOU SHALL PAY THE FINAL SUM
[8:03:19 AM] Hooks: CRYYYYYY FOR MERCY
[8:03:19 AM] Madeline: Madeline scratches ass
[8:03:23 AM] Hooks: THE RECKONING HAS COME
me: I think i’ll start a new Skyrim Character.
me: Mmm, male orc warrior. Yes, good.
me: *spends 30 minutes picking out facial features even though they’ll be covered by a helmet*
me: Now, a name.
me: Oh! Ro’gar! That’s orcish!
me:
me:
me:
me: wait, where did that name come from
me: i usually suck at names
me:
me:
me: *googles*
me: oh my fucking god
me: it’s the gay orc from Corruption of Champions
sarah: im just.. gonna say it
sarah: ive seen them pick at EVERYTHING about characters
zoe: haha
sarah: just tear their own characters and my own characters apart so we can fix them and make them ENTIRELY LORE ACCURATE
sarah: and then suddenly we realize
sarah: that lore is fucking dumb
sarah: and we’re dedicating our lives to a place where someone mails you a bear as a thank you for killing politicians
zoe: YEAHHHHH
sarah: imagine obama mailed you a bear for shooting romney in the face
sarah: thats basically how the black war bear works
zoe: OMG
sarah: “here it’s a bear it’s black like me you can ride it, but not me. i am married.”
Uncle Gao: Yes, yes, yes… no, no, no no no no! Yes! No! Peppers!
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Chen Stormstout
Chen Stormstout: Very well, *name*. I will need your help making this beer.
Chen Stormstout: When I yell out the names of ingredients, you throw them in the pot…
Chen Stormstout: I am kidding!
Chen Stormstout: I’m the best brewer that ever lived. I think I can handle this part.
Mudmug yells: Damn straight you can!
Chen Stormstout: If you wouldn’t mind waiting, … this might take a long time.
One fade to black later…
Li Li: That DID take a long time!
So my friend decided he is going to write a WoW porno
Friend: Jaina and Arthas are a thing right? Or is it Jaina and Illidan?
Me: Seriously?
Friend: I’m sorry I’m not a lorewhore. Fuck it. Jaina and Gamon. Now there’s an OTP everyone can get behind.
shelby: i wish there was some super class, like, a mage, but can heal, and has stealth, can have shields…
me: it’s called a druid.
Today at work:
Me: ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have something to say
Office: -Quiet, looks at me-
Me: Thank you for your attention, I just wanted you all to know what will happen tonight…
Office: What??
Me: I’m gonna be…
Office: Yes?
Me: A MOTHAFUCKIN PANDA. -Dances-
Office: ….
Me: ….
Office: ….
Me: …..
Supervisor: -Bursts out laughing- You’re going to what?
Me: BE A PANDA MONK AND RULE ALL OF AZEROTH WITH MY AMAZING HEALS. ALL WHILE WEARING MY PANDA KIGURUMI AND EATING CHICKEN CURRY ONIGIRI.
Supervisor: …
Me: …
Manager: My daughter plays that too!
Me: AND SHE WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF BEING AMAZING.
Just me being -insert label here- as usual.
#nerd #geek
kiango: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING IRONIC OR SOMETHING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OMFG
dang!!!
feels good to be playing wow again<333
what a great addition to the wow tag im sure everyone feels the same and thats why they post the same shit in here day after day after day but you are so insightful and thoughtful that you took it upon yourself to say what everyone else was thinking
also great use of chat post yes this is totally what its fucking used for
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Then I ask you again: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Golden: To call him "blue" was an insult to the vast palette of color with which he had been painted.
The Lich King yells: Watch now as I raise them from the dead to become masters of the Scourge. They will shroud this world in chaos and destruction. Azeroth's fall will come at their hands — and you will be the first to die.
dang!!!
feels good to be playing wow again<333
what a great addition to the wow tag im sure everyone feels the same and thats why they post the same shit in here day after day after day but you are so insightful and thoughtful that you took it upon yourself to say what everyone else was thinking
also great use of chat post yes this is totally what its fucking used for
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Then I ask you again: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!