Me: ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have something to say
Office: -Quiet, looks at me-
Me: Thank you for your attention, I just wanted you all to know what will happen tonight…
Me: I’m gonna be…
Me: A MOTHAFUCKIN PANDA. -Dances-
Supervisor: -Bursts out laughing- You’re going to what?
Me: BE A PANDA MONK AND RULE ALL OF AZEROTH WITH MY AMAZING HEALS. ALL WHILE WEARING MY PANDA KIGURUMI AND EATING CHICKEN CURRY ONIGIRI.
Manager: My daughter plays that too!
Me: AND SHE WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF BEING AMAZING.
Just me being -insert label here- as usual.
kiango: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING IRONIC OR SOMETHING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OMFG