sarah: im just.. gonna say it
sarah: ive seen them pick at EVERYTHING about characters
zoe: haha
sarah: just tear their own characters and my own characters apart so we can fix them and make them ENTIRELY LORE ACCURATE
sarah: and then suddenly we realize
sarah: that lore is fucking dumb
sarah: and we’re dedicating our lives to a place where someone mails you a bear as a thank you for killing politicians
sarah: imagine obama mailed you a bear for shooting romney in the face
sarah: thats basically how the black war bear works
zoe: OMG
sarah: “here it’s a bear it’s black like me you can ride it, but not me. i am married.”