kawaii DK boyfriend association: Leo pauses, locking eyes with Tevruden. He regards him with a quiet, “Brother” before undoing his belt. Suddenly there are birds. Birds everywhere.
kawaii DK boyfriend association: literally a thousand fluffy chickens
kawaii DK boyfriend association: NO OMFG A THOUSAND FLUFFY LITTLE CHICKS
kawaii DK boyfriend association: everywhere
oboon: OMHY GOd
kawaii DK boyfriend association: in tev’s hair, on leo’s shoulder
Tevruden: Tev and leo would probably just ignore the birds
kawaii DK boyfriend association: i’m literally convinced death knight sex is really just them both beating eachother up and fighting to establish dominance ok bye
kawaii DK boyfriend association: (whispers not sorry)
Pent: because blood knights are just
Pent: they can’t give fucks
Pent: they ate a narru
Pent: and they just
Pent: they gave them the abilty to not give fucks
Pent: thats why theyre so awesome
Pent: cause naaru gave them the ability to not give a fuck
Pent: its really cool
Pent: every other paladins like
Pent:: oh no i havbe to give a fuck
Pent: but blood knights like
Pent: i just ate your fuck
Pent: why should i give it
Pent: this is why blood knights are so cool
Pent: because they eat light
Pent: like
Pent: paladins just like
Pent: love it and stuff
Pent: but blood knghts do this thing
Pent: where they eat it
Pent: like
Pent: could you imagine if like
Pent: warlocks ate demons
Pent: and were like
Pent: blood warlocks
Pent: thatd be metal as fuck
Tevruden: (“a really good chance” p much means “going to happen unless his dad busts into the room as they start”)
kawaii DK boyfriend association: wow
kawaii DK boyfriend association: rude
kawaii DK boyfriend association: his dad should knock first
Tevruden: Yeah well thats why he’s dead
Tevruden: he didn’t knock first
kawaii DK boyfriend association: arthas is the worst dad ever; never knocks when tev has fei in his room
kawaii DK boyfriend association: now I’m just imagining arthas as this super like over protective dumb dad who doesn’t approve of tev’s choice in girls and constantly barges in or just is annoying and dumb and embarrasses tev
Tevruden: best scourge AU
How Well Do You Know Your OCs
send me a number 1-60 and i’ll answer the questions with one of my OCs
1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
7: Is your OC in a relationship?
8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
12: Is your OC sexually active?
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
15: What makes your OC angry?
16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
20: What’s your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
21: Who is your OCs best friend?
22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
24: What does your OC smell like?
25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
27: What languages does your OC speak?
28: Does your OC like anime?
29: Can your OC swim?
30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
33: Are your OCs parents dead?
34: Is your OC religious?
35: How flexible is your OC?
36: What turns your OC on?
37: What was your OCs first word?
38: Does your OC have any pets?
39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
41: What is your OCs motto about life?
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
45: Does your OC like reading?
46: Is your OC loyal?
47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
48: What social class is your OC from?
49: What country was your OC born in?
50: Does your OC cry easily?
51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
52: How does your OC feel about insects?
53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
54: Does your OC smoke?
55: What gender is your OC?
56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
60: Does your OC enjoy nature?
[7:15:13 PM] Tevruden: OMG LORD THORVAL
[7:15:35 PM] Tevruden: “True masters learn to make blood serve more than just their strength in battle.”
[7:15:41 PM] Andrea C: giggity
ITT Rasek offends pugs just by showing up.
Druid in our group: *has a lance equipped*
Me: Hey dude, you have a lance equipped.
Tank: ?
Me: Instead of a weapon.
Tank: Chill out, you’re not exactly an all star yourself.
Me: Uh. Chill out chief, just letting the guy know.
Tank: Change your tone when you’re coming off as a dick.
Me: It’s text man
Tank: Which has CONtext.
Me: ok lol
Tank: A nice way of saying it would be “hey buddy you might wanna change your lance”, not “Dude, you’re wearing a lance instead of a weapon”
Me: “You’re wearing a lance” is only offensive if you’re idk like 5. I wasn’t even talking to you. idk why you’d be offended.
Tank: I just hate self-entitled dickweeds like yourself.
Me: Jesus. I’d rather quest than deal with this.
Ren has left the instance group.
Leaked dialogue from the defeat of Garrosh Hellscream
Chen Stormstout: It is done. The Warchief is dead…
Chen Stormstout: But without a Master to control them the restless Horde will become an even greater threat to this world…
Chen Stormstout: Control must be maintained.
Thrall: The weight of such a burden…
Thrall: It must be mine for, there is no oth-
Bolvar FordragonVol’jin: GO’EL! YOU HOLD A GRIM DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS.
Bolvar FordragonVol’jin: BUT IT IS NOT YOURS.
Bolvar FordragonVol’jin: PLACE THE PAULDRONS UPON MY SHOULDERS.
Bolvar FordragonVol’jin: FOREVER MORE I WILL BE THE WARCHIEF OF THE HORDE.
Varian: Hey, you know Jaina, I think I’m starting to understand what you and Anduin have been saying about not jumping to the most extreme possible thing to do when it comes to dealingwith the Horde.
Jaina: Fuck that balls; murder everyone.
what tong says: [beautiful speech about balance, strength, darkness and light]
what wrathion hears: allalllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzblahblahblahaaaaaaaaaaa
seeing a sad and overwhelming picture on tumblr
me
me: aw omg that’s so sad i think i’m gonna rebl-
tumblr user: YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS!!!!!!!
tumblr user 2: Wow, anyone who doesn’t reblog this is heartless.
tumblr user 3: reblog if you care i know i do :))
tumblr user 4: if u can reblog everything else why not take ur time to reblog this???
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