Chats

fanbase: oh my god every model in wod is sameface i’m unsubscribing and i hate blizzard
blizzard: it’s early beta and we’ve repeatedly spoken about an upcoming artcraft detailing different faces
blizzard: also you’re not even officially supposed to have access to this information until we’ve released it
fanbase:
fanbase:
fanbase: okay i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don’t know what you’re doing, but i know that you should stop

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.

Me: I
Me: I WaNT To DraW
Me: I WANT TO DRAW DETAILED CHARACTERS
Me: I WANT TO DRAW DETAILED CHARACTERS WITH DYNAMIC POSES
Me: I WANT TO DRAW DETAILED CHARACTERS WITH DYNAMIC POSES AND GREAT BACKGROUND AND COLOURS AND EVERYTHING
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *draws sad boy facing left with no background using only black and white*

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

Tevruden: we can’t have women in this game because they have TWO breasts
Tevruden: and animating that
Tevruden: is one of the hard problems
Tevruden: of computer science
Lord Runeboner: aka why it took forever for them to show fem orc models
Lord Runeboner: they had to animate the boobs AND the booty
Lord Runeboner: they’ve been working on that since vanilla
Tevruden: we had to have our TOP MEN do that
Lord Runeboner: giggles
Tevruden: TOP
Tevruden: MEN
Lord Runeboner: the booty alone
Lord Runeboner: is 2 raid tiers worth of time

Tevruden: we can’t have women in this game because they have TWO breasts
Tevruden: and animating that
Tevruden: is one of the hard problems
Tevruden: of computer science
Lord Runeboner: aka why it took forever for them to show fem orc models
Lord Runeboner: they had to animate the boobs AND the booty
Lord Runeboner: they’ve been working on that since vanilla
Tevruden: we had to have our TOP MEN do that
Lord Runeboner: giggles
Tevruden: TOP
Tevruden: MEN
Lord Runeboner: the booty alone
Lord Runeboner: is 2 raid tiers worth of time

Ubisoft: A female character would be hard and take time.
Nintendo: Here’s 32 different playable characters with multiple distinctly-modeled costumes because we’re not WHINY FUCKIN’ PISSBABIES.