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The Signs as Memes

Aries: Pepe the Frog
Taurus: Dolan
Gemini: Alex from Target
Cancer: Rebecca Black
Leo: Dick Butt
Virgo: Honey Boo Boo
Libra: Good Guy Greg
Scorpio: Doge
Sagittarius: Grumpy Cat
Capricorn:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aquarius: Overly Attached Girlfriend
Pisces: Bad Luck Brian

Person: I’m asexual
Hetrosexual: Omg you just can’t make up sexualites
Lesbian: Thats not an actual thing
Gay: lol sure you are
Religious person: so celibacy
Society: you don’t want sex?! what is wrong with you?!
Bisexual: it’s ok, nobody thinks I exist either
Pansexual: same here

What I say: you’re cute.
What I’m thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect human being in the world. Your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.

when i’m not drawing: I REALLY WANT TO DRAW RIGHT NOW I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO TRANSFER FROM THE ART FROM MY MIND TO TABLET
when i’m drawing:
when i’m drawing:
when i’m drawing:
when i’m drawing:
when i’m drawing: fuck

Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr
Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.
Me: look at this other thing tho
Friend: You reblogged that from me

me, ordering a drink at starbucks: i’ll have a large caramel macchiato
barista: you mean a venti?
me, understanding that the barista does not make up the names for the sizes and it is in fact part of her job to clarify what i am ordering to avoid mistakes in my order: yeah, a venti. thanks.

me looking at my art from 5 years ago: ugh burn it
me looking at my art from 3 years ago: ugh burn it
me looking at my art from last year: ugh burn it
me looking at my art from yesterday: ugh burn it

people I call “dude.”

male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal