Chats

Gabriel: You took out four of our trained operatives with a rusty six shooter, and nearly killed our commander.
Jesse: Duh. The idiot was storming a Deadlock base wearing a bright blue coat. Everything about him practically screamed “shoot me, I’m important!”

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Reaper: *slightly annoyed* Please take off your hat when you’re inside
McCree: [takes off hat revealing a slightly smaller hat]
McCree: I can do this 14 more times

Lucio: Girls are so hot.
Lucio: Guys are so hot too oh man.
Lucio: Why is everyone so hot.
Mei: Global warming

evil knight fucker: this hell armor of mine has been enchanted to reflect any blade, arrow, mace!
dwarf who just invented the gun: what about a gun
evil knight fucker: the fuck’s a gun

2004 me posting art: this is a piece I worked on for four weeks, using experimental brushes I downloaded for this new program. I wanted to convey the mixed emotions that Sakura must have been experiencing during this time, my friend helped me with the anatomy. I think I am improving, I hope so anyway… Sorry I haven’t been posting much! I will be able to draw more when school is out! Coming soon expect a series featuring my new oc, a half demon who….
2017 me posting art: look

me: *makes one good drawing*
me: nice, lets keep this up
my body: Sorry! It looks like you’ve already made a good drawing today! You can try again in 72 hours, or subscribe to premium service for only $15.99 a month!

cis people commenting on pics of trans people: OHH MY GOD WTF UR HOTTER THAN ME XD U CANT LOOK HOT IN TWO GENDERS THATS NOT FAIR XD UR MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY XD

D.VA: So what’s this on your back.

Sombra: I upgraded myself. Basically I’m a walking super hacking computer. So don’t touch it.

D.VA: Does it have games?

Sombra: No. I don’t have games. The only thing I play is the world. And it’s single player-

D.VA: I installed Doom. You’re welcome.