Chats

>pull up to the gas station
>diogenes of sinope pulls up next to you in his tub blasting creedence clearwater revival
>look i hate what you’re doing but i will respect your right to do it
>go into the gas station
>he comes in too
>he’s at the checkout counter trying to buy jack links beef jerky with old greek coins
>tfw youre in line forever because no gas station can take his coins

me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can’t decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
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me: what has my life become

Parts of Tumblr: *drives away x-kit guy*
Parts of Tumblr: *demonizes Markiplier*
Parts of Tumblr: *accuses John Green of pedophilia*
Parts of Tumblr: *sends death threats to minors based on being cis or white*
Parts of Tumblr: *separates and divides itself into hate communities based on color of skin or sexual orientation*
Parts of Tumblr: *too lazy to do a five second Google search to discredit bad information*
Me: And yet some of you are still up your own ass and don’t see a problem?

people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry

Bolvar Fordragon: The person who never says a word during the entire BG but is completely on point with keeping up with whatever the objective is.
Anduin Wrynn: Nightmare of a disc priest who clings to the flag-carrier.
Illidan Stormrage: The pompous dick boasting about their arena rating and gear and how that means people should listen to them.
Onyxia: That asshole shadow priest who MCs people off the back of EoE towers or edge of the Lumber Mill.
Wrathion: The one who tries to make a plan and gets upset when no one follows it.
Left/Right: The person who’s only in the BG to help their friend.
Taoshi: The rogue who runs around sapping everyone.
Ysera: Probably AFK for 90% of the BG and just keyboard twitching to avoid AFK kick.
Thrall: Tries to make a plan and lead; gets extremely passive-aggressive when no one listens and mentions how high their ranking was years ago.
Garrosh Hellscream: The one who keeps fighting in the middle or on the roads.

Dog in the car next to me: *looks at me briefly*
Me: truly I am blessed on this day

white guy: i believe jokes aimed at marginalized groups of people are dying because of political correctness

tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

User 1: *Makes a gif out of content that doesn’t belong to them*
User 2: *Uses tumblr’s new gif system*
Tumblr: *posts a link to the gif source under the gif*
User 1: But :/ okay :/ you need to credit me :/ its mine :/// why would tumblr do this :/ this is just gonna make people steal my gifs :///////////////// this is art theft and tumblr is enabling it :////// boycott this feature :///