>pull up to the gas station
>diogenes of sinope pulls up next to you in his tub blasting creedence clearwater revival
>look i hate what you’re doing but i will respect your right to do it
>go into the gas station
>he comes in too
>he’s at the checkout counter trying to buy jack links beef jerky with old greek coins
>tfw youre in line forever because no gas station can take his coins