Ren Blackhand: He probably gets a distance off the ground but gives out
Tevruden: Oh man the answer Tev would give when Van realizes that Tev has no idea what he was actually doing:
Tevruden: Van: “Wait– what did you think I was doing?!”
Tevruden: Tev: *shrugs* “I don’t know, with all the hopping and flapping, I thought you were practicing some sort of mating display for Kirian.”
Ren Blackhand: OH MY GOD
Tevruden: TEV. TEV PLS
Tevruden: I can’t tell if thats for me or the death knight
Ren Blackhand: Yes
best friend: *is sad*
me: WHO DO I HAVE TO F I G H T
Person a of your otp: we’re engaged
Person b of your otp: IN COMBAT
me playing video games: why the fuck u dying….. why you always dying…. mmmmmmmMMMMMOH MY GOD STOP FUCKIN DYING
me: *has to be at a place at a certain time*
place: *is 2 hours away, tops*
me, unable to accurately process time: Well, I’d better leave at least 5 hours early
Tevruden: ICY: Tev has two expressions ICY: smug and indifferent
An entire swarm of corgis: smug, indifferent, and then his ‘i’m enjoying mowing through 20 living things at once’ face
2016 election
News anchor: The new president has been elected.
The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*
News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA