Chats

Ren Blackhand: He probably gets a distance off the ground but gives out
Tevruden: Oh man the answer Tev would give when Van realizes that Tev has no idea what he was actually doing:
Tevruden: Van: “Wait– what did you think I was doing?!”
Tevruden: Tev: *shrugs* “I don’t know, with all the hopping and flapping, I thought you were practicing some sort of mating display for Kirian.”
Ren Blackhand: OH MY GOD
Tevruden: TEV. TEV PLS
Tevruden: I can’t tell if thats for me or the death knight
Ren Blackhand: Yes

me playing video games: why the fuck u dying….. why you always dying…. mmmmmmmMMMMMOH MY GOD STOP FUCKIN DYING

me: *has to be at a place at a certain time*
place: *is 2 hours away, tops*
me, unable to accurately process time: Well, I’d better leave at least 5 hours early

Tevruden: ICY: Tev has two expressions ICY: smug and indifferent
An entire swarm of corgis: smug, indifferent, and then his ‘i’m enjoying mowing through 20 living things at once’ face

Tevruden: now we know that AJ’s phone can’t handle unicode character PILE OF POO (U+1F4A9)
Dante: lmao
ICY: WOW
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Me: i am SO FULL OF LOVE right now!!

Me, ten minutes later: i literally hate everything. i hate everyone and everything on this damn planet.

Wrathion: We are friends, you and I.
Anduin: why the fuck u lyin… why u always lyin…. mmmMMMMOhMyGod STOP FUKKIN LYING.