Chats

me: i love my ocs dearly i’ve put a lot of work into them and made a point to make them all unique with their own personalities and characteristics to make them all well rounded ! 🙂
someone: can you tell me more about (x) oc and/or oc settings?
me, sweating nervously and glancing side to side: well,, they like ,, chees e

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude
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people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist
cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!

Reaper: (Is named Gabriel Reyes. Has a Dia De Los Muertos MARIACHI skin THAT INCLUDES A SOMBRERO. Has an Origin’s skin IN GAME that shows him with a dark skin tone and black hair. Is from Los Angeles, a city with a huge Latinx population. Is consistently drawn as having dark skin in the comics and other illustrations pre-experiment that turned him into Reaper.)
People: Are we sure he’s Latino? I mean, can you site a source on that? I dunno, seems fishy to me.

Super ripped super Human: 400 hp
Genetically engineered super monkey: 500 HP
8 foot tall dude wearing an one ton of armor: 500 hp
A fucking robot power suit: 500 HP
Fat guy wearing a tire and drinking gasoline: 600 hp

*loud computer fan whirring*
widowmaker: what is that noise
genji:
genji: im stressed

bastion: does not play this game and is banned
d.va: really overpowered gnome destruction warlock, raids in a mythic guild
genji: windwalker monk. probably a nelf
hanzo: marks hunter. extremely good but also really elitist
junkrat: boomkin, for that exact reason. does rbgs and constantly goes on suicide missions and wins. would also be troll
lucio: resto shaman, most likely. would also enjoy disc priest due to ability to dps while healing
mccree: outlaw rogue. really, really into rping
mei: frost mage, obviously. pandaren
mercy: holy priest does this even have to be said. likely human
pharah: ret paladin, draenei
reaper: unholy death knight. gets really mad when anyone outdpses him. undead
reinhardt: male draenei protection paladin
roadhog: blood death knight. grips everyone ofc
soldier 76: male human warrior, prot/arms. my friend who plays 76 also plays this and its just how it is
symmetra: arcane mage who is good but only comes on for raids then logs off without a word
torbjorn: elemental dwarf shaman. is good but constantly ignoring tactics. alts brew monk, and all his alts are dwarves
tracer: rogue, vers spec. extremely annoying but friendly pvpver who always /hugs corpses
widowmaker: survival hunter for traps. quits the game come legion because she hates melee that much and refuses to play anything else
winston: B E A R
zarya: has one of everything, max level and 720+ gear. nobody knows how
zenyatta: mistweaver monk, saves everyones ass like a million times

SJW: Cell was not actually defeated by Mr. Satan, but, in fact, by a young boy with blonde hair named Gohan.
ME, A RATIONAL TRUMP SUPPORTER:

tracer: OI ITS 12 BONG
mccree: i dont understand what you said but i feel good about it

widowmaker: classic continental breakfast. lady grey tea.
pharah: cucumber slices, yogurt, some kind of flaky spinach pastry. strong cardamom tea.
soldier 76: an entire grapefruit, no sugar, no spoon.
winston: peanut butter crunch with banana slices.
lucio: bowl of own breakfast cereal. orange juice.
reaper: count chocula and donuts. dips the donuts in the leftover chocolaty cereal milk.
d.va: a single monster energy.
bastion: powered by solar energy so technically breakfast is all day.
genji: a crisp cucumber lime gatorade for the electrolytes while he’s docked to his charging station.
junkrat: a 6-pack of five-hour energy, every 4 hours.
roadhog: a rasher of turkey bacon while he explains how much personality pigs have.
torbjörn: hard-boiled egg halves cemented to dry crackers with fermented fish paste. calls each one “my masterpiece!”
hanzo: a bowl of quality rice. if genji is watching, douses it in cheap soy sauce out of spite.
symmetra: tofurkey sausages in soylent glaze.
mccree: hash browns, over-easy eggs, black coffee. actually really good at breakfast, it’s the one thing he has going for him.
mei-ling: better at breakfast than mccree.
mercy: ihop at 3 AM
tracer: ihop at 3 AM
reinhardt: ihop at 3 AM. keeps trying to order the grand slam despite that being a denny’s menu item.
zarya: ihop at 3 AM. has somehow found the denny’s rockstar menu and orders a hooburrito despite it being discontinued and, again, an ihop.
zenyatta: ihop at 3 AM. doesn’t eat, just there to embrace nothingness.