an audio file of a soft, sad violin plays, and you hear a voice speak. you are in the lore department of blizzard. the lore department is chris metzen and a bunch of action figures. everyone else takes notes while chris metzen meticulously plots out actions for each character. the lore devs sit in awe as he reveals that the new race in the next expansion will be Pandelves: the Blood Elves and Pandaren have come together to create the master race. when this knowledge is released to the public, the World of Warcraft playerbase collapses. The Legion wins. We never kill Sargeras. We all go home.

Also they’re a new hero class: combination druid/death knight/warlock