I kinda just wanna frame this ask
destr: It’s bigger if you click on it hopefully. :D
I’m pretty sure that the only person he would want do that kind of sword fighting with right now would be Lor’themar.
Pfeh. Boring.
Agreed. It’s not even like real fighting! There’s no blood involved at all.
Oh, you’ll have your runeblade.
Your – what’s average? Seven inch? Eight?
I think it’s seven, because I’m about average and-
WHATEVER I’M MAKING A PENIS JOKE
ARE YOU IN OR OUT!?
That penis joke would probably work better on your father.
I’m in if you go and try it on him first.
You want me to do what?
Suggest that you fight with your eight inch runeblade? *eyebrow wiggles*
I’m pretty sure that the only person he would want do that kind of sword fighting with right now would be Lor’themar.
Do you mean an actual cow? Or a Tauren?
An ACTUAL COW.
But I’ll fight a Tauren right now. Not to the death, just fight.
No weapons.
Hand-to-hand
NAKED
LET’S GO
LET’S DO THIS
I don’t fight without my runeblade.
Oh, you’ll have your runeblade.
Your – what’s average? Seven inch? Eight?
I think it’s seven, because I’m about average and-
WHATEVER I’M MAKING A PENIS JOKE
ARE YOU IN OR OUT!?
That penis joke would probably work better on your father.
I’m in if you go and try it on him first.
Do you mean an actual cow? Or a Tauren?
An ACTUAL COW.
But I’ll fight a Tauren right now. Not to the death, just fight.
No weapons.
Hand-to-hand
NAKED
LET’S GO
LET’S DO THIS
I don’t fight without my runeblade.
Do I really have to list it? I mean come on it was partly a bluff- ALRIGHT THEN.
ONE:
It’s a bad thing.
TWO:
It’s a very bad thing, more bad then bad
THREE:
Cheeseburger.
There.
Wait wait
I am going to need you to elaborate on 3).
I think I am, too, hero.
Especially if it’s “You get a cheeseburger if you stay.”
Especially if I must fight and kill the cow with my bare hands.
…Yes. Yes, let’s do this.
Do you mean an actual cow? Or a Tauren?
Do I really have to list it? I mean come on it was partly a bluff- ALRIGHT THEN.
ONE:
It’s a bad thing.
TWO:
It’s a very bad thing, more bad then bad
THREE:
Cheeseburger.
There.
Wait wait
I am going to need you to elaborate on 3).
Of course I wouldn’t! He isn’t THERE!
…You’re right! That’s boring! *He tries to stand again* Let’s go to Domination Point!
NO!
*refuses to let Anduin leave*
Anduin, you could get killed!
That’s the FUN of it! I can just Shield myself and Hearthstone to safety if things get too bad! Come on! we could go talk to Garrosh, himself!
Do you know how long it would take to get to domination point? Hours at least.
