BECAUSE I’M JUST IMAGINING ANDUIN AND WRATHION SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WITH VARIAN BECAUSE VARIAN WANTS TO MEET WHO HIS SON IS SPENDING SO MUCH OF HIS TIME WITH AND IT’S A SPORTS BAR OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE IT’S VARIAN AND ANDUIN JUST WANTS WRATHION TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION AND TOLD HIM SO AND VARIAN IS LIKE “WHAT SHOULD WE GET?“ AND WRATHION IS LIKE “ALLOW ME TO READ ALOUD OUR FASCINATING SELECTION.” AND ANDUIN IS QUIETLY LIKE “WRATHION NO PLEASE STOP" AND SINKS DOWN IN THE CORNER OF THE BOOTH LOOKING AT VARIAN’S CONFUSED EXPRESSION AND WRATHION JUST KEEPS FUCKING GOING “YOU CAN ADD CINNABONS, PRINCE ANDUIN. YOU COULD ADD TWO CINNABONS.“
I CAN’T STOP SHREIKING
If anyone could make it work it would be you, Regent Lord.
You’re just trying to make me feel better!
… Don’t stop.
*preens himself. Maybe this won’t be soooo bad*
Yes, sir!
The wardrobe could have always turned you into a troll. Then you would have been mint green all over.
Well I certainly hope so! I can’t very well go out looking like this. Of all the flying fauna of this world, the greyfaces chose … a bat. Urgh! I can see veins, dog man. I want an appletini.
If anyone could make it work it would be you, Regent Lord.
*Stares over himself in complete horror and disbelief. This time they’ve gone too far!*
I- I don’t know! They gave me all these nice clothes. How am I supposed to wear them like this?! It’s not faaaaair!
Lor’themar, calm down! Panicking isn’t going to help the situation!
And you can worry about the clothes later! We need to figure out how to reverse this!
How can I be calm at a time like this?! What am I anyway?! A gargoyle? This is ludicrous! Is- Is at least my face all right-
*he wriggles his way out of the wardrobe, stumbling onto his talons. Well, least his face was somewhat fine and dandy*
You’re right. You’re right… Just like you being turned into a toddler and my hair going green, perhaps it will go away in time.
Have you tried just going back in to the wardrobe?
AlI can think of now is Wrathon flexing and saying: “<Thing> has been has been passed down the Black Dragonflight FOR GENERATIONS.”
AlI can think of now is Wrathon flexing and saying:
“<Thing> has been has been passed down the Black Dragonflight FOR GENERATIONS.”
bambialamode: is this a joke
mmmuuuuhhh
tour went well
only downside is that wifi is only available if you get a place by the main office where the box is. As far as that goes, I’ll probly have to get my own internet.
I forgot internet is a thing you actually have to pay for in America.
Now to find a roommate and figure out how I’m going to save up for the deposit in time
more packing + commission work now
My commissions ARE open by the way
I never ever ask this but if you feel like donating / commissioning me during this that would be super appreciated
peace
Well shit if I had known this I would have seent you the email I am about to send you weeks ago.
izzicality: I found this entire expansion in a battleground yesterday
So I was in CoS and looking at how cool Arthas is and stuff and then I thought “Hmm, Arthas was pretty young when he went all crazy and went to Northrend.“ Know who is younger than Arthas was? Anduin.
Gosh what if we have to watch qt prince of stormwind go crazy like Arthas did?
I’m pretty sure that would break Varian’s heart.