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Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day – Page 27 – A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.

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is-this-tf:

whereserpentswalk:

Select a creature of the night to befriend and/or fall in love with you and turn you into one of their own kind.

Firey demon in black armor trying to come to terms with their loss of humanity

Unsettling creature formed from mixing faerie and human blood

Skittish psychic humanoid with a mouth like a jawless fish

Antlered paladin of a forgotten god bound to arcane armor

Asexual incubus looking for someone who understands him

Somber genderless vampire who sings songs from a forgotten age

An actual clown (not just someone whose dressing as one)

Deal making entity with red eyes and a black suit (the suit doesn’t come off)

Shape-shifting reptilian, part of a secret society trying to destroy capitalism

Undead creature that’s replaced its flesh with plastic, metal and cloth

Werewolf who copes with their transformations through art

Spirit of machines and wires and computer parts

See Results

Reblog to get the creature to come to you. Like to give them a little gift of some sort.

I won’t lie, the deep longing and hunger I felt reading through the options here had me had me so wistful I was reeling. So many of these I’d be over the moon getting to meet and make friends or fall in love with and eventually become alongside them….. just, hot damn. I’ll be thinking about this for a while.

Conclusion: yes, this is TF.

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

There is no romance in decay when the decaying is easy

You are naught but pawns in my game

tevruden:

The problem with dragons eating virgins…

…is the unreasonably high standards the dragon has now set.

wait, depending on the criteria for ‘virgin’… they might still be virgins after that.

The problem with dragons eating virgins…

…is the unreasonably high standards the dragon has now set.

dancinggrimm:

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.