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November 1, 2023 /

If you get laid off, and you only find out when you try to badge/log into something and get rejected, you should get an extra month’s worth of wages, per attempt.

November 1, 2023 /

sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel:

bluemoonrabbit:

Welp. “When you morph your extra flesh zips into another dimension where it might get hit by a spaceship” is not something I expected

If it makes you feel better, usually the people inside the spaceship are edible. A Taxxon taught me that.

October 31, 2023 /

tevruden:

WHOOPS, looks like Ayrens forgot it was Halloween!

Luckily his super realistic dragon “costume” is a hit with the kids.

(Thanks to @volentis for letting me borrow his boy)

October 31, 2023 /

WHOOPS, looks like Ayrens forgot it was Halloween!

Luckily his super realistic dragon “costume” is a hit with the kids.

(Thanks to @volentis for letting me borrow his boy)

October 31, 2023 /

foone:

the-sun-station:

foone:

inkbloodgasoline:

this is like a knot but for robot girls. do you understand

My only disagreement is that this is an analog connector. HDMI, for example, is a digital connector, transferring images uses ones and zeros.

VGA doesn’t do that, it instead has separate pins for each of red, green, and blue, where the intensity of that color is represented by an analog voltage value.

So it’s not digital. It’s not binary.

Thus this is, in fact, a knot for non-binary robots.

Wouldn’t DisplayPort also fit the bill since it’s got the teeth that lock it into place using only the insertion force (so no, ahem, secondary screwing action needed)

Yep! And also DisplayPort is interesting, gender wise. Although it’s fully binary, connectors have sexes.

Like, that VGA connector is male, because it has 15 pins that fit into the 15 holes of the female vga connector.

And DisplayPort… While that connector is called “male”, because it fits into a hole that’s the female DisplayPort connector, you’ll notice it has a big hole in the middle, where all the pins are.

And the other side, the “female” connector?

It has a part that sticks out, which mates with the hole in the “male” connector.

So the female connector has a male part, and the male connector has a female part.

The most sensible explanation? This connector is trans.

October 31, 2023 /

roach-works:

posteriorpeasantpresents:

x-file:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

“fuuuuuck i miss the internet 10-15 years ago when it was ugly as shit and really bad for me in a different way than it is now”

and what about it

Home grown free range toxicity > corporate backed factory processed toxicity

there’s a big difference between playing in the mud and getting dunked in industrial carcinogens

everyone is saying “oh but that internet was less accessible!”

maybe it should be less accessible

maybe we move the accessibility somewhere else

maybe we stop forcing everyone to have a computer or a smartphone to do things like contact the government

October 30, 2023 /

seardrax:

thekawaiibutterflygirl:

fluorescentbrains:

brendanicus:

diogenesnuts:

theocseason4:

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.