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June 12, 2024 /

A new Encyclopedia Brown book:

  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Next World Mural
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Unsolvable Case
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Square Bullet Hole
  • Murders
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Couch In An
  • Unexpected Location
  • Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of The Murder at The Hookah Parlour

June 11, 2024 /

fakehistory:

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

June 11, 2024 /

tevruden:

I am once again thinking about how, on the way to go get a colonoscopy, I got pulled over because the cop didn’t think I stopped at a stop sign and we had the following exchange:

Cop: You seem a bit nervous, is there any reason why?
Me: *Blurting it out because 2x colonoscopy, traffic stop anxiety combo* I’m getting a colonoscopy.
Cop: *realizes her question has bestowed a terrible knowledge upon her*
Dante: …
Me: *realizes the words I just spoke to a cop– 3x anxiety combo!!!*

I got off with a warning.

Fun fact: Dante HAD to be there to drive me home.

And the cop walked over to Dante’s window

June 11, 2024 /

I am once again thinking about how, on the way to go get a colonoscopy, I got pulled over because the cop didn’t think I stopped at a stop sign and we had the following exchange:

Cop: You seem a bit nervous, is there any reason why?
Me: *Blurting it out because 2x colonoscopy, traffic stop anxiety combo* I’m getting a colonoscopy.
Cop: *realizes her question has bestowed a terrible knowledge upon her*
Dante: …
Me: *realizes the words I just spoke to a cop– 3x anxiety combo!!!*

I got off with a warning.