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i think the basic difference between taz and cr is best illustrated by how they both handle zone of truth
in cr you have to tell the truth, but you can choose to not answer
in taz you are compelled to tell as many truths as you can get out, question-relevant or not
question: did you murder that stranger
critical role: i don’t know who that guy is (technically not a lie, since he’s a stranger)
the adventure zone: NOT ONLY DID I MURDER THAT MAN, I WENT INTO HIS CLOSET AND LICKED ALL HIS VESTS BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY STYLISH AND I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE WOULD WANT THEM
In a campaign I’m in, the PCs have just returned to the present, having gone 500 years in the past (accidentally) and stopped a red dragon from destroying a city just by talking to it. When we were pulled in for questioning about a completely unrelated murder we weren’t involved in, the guards cast Zone of Truth… and we proceeded to dump out the whole story to this poor guard because HEY SOMEONE’S GOING TO BELIEVE US!
Waise your eyes to the skies and obserwve! Todway our world’s destwction has been awerted in defiwance of our wery makwers!
Awgawon de Obserwer, hewald of the titans, has been defweated by our bwave comwades in da depths of the titan city of Uwuduar.
Awgawon was sent hewe to judge da fate of owr wworld. He fownd a pwanet whose races had dewiated fwom the titans bweprints. A pwanet where not evwething had gone according to pwan.
Cold wogic had deemed our world not worth saying.
Cold wogic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It is up to each of use to pwove this is a world worth swaving.
That our wives… our wives are worth wiving.
Rhonin: M-mr garrowsh pwease don’t dwop a mana bwomb on Thewamow I’ll do anything fow you mr garrowsh pwease hewp
