Gives you a snout
traditionally the dead would be buried with coins on their eyes or in their mouth so that they could insert them within the 10 second countdown to continue playing and cheat death yet again. the practice fell out of fashion largely due to the invention of the home console
the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked ‘why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe’ he said ‘i didnt really think it mattered’. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast
can we have a WORM update?!
she has actually grown wings and has upgraded to wyrm
my family: but WHY do you want to leave texas?
me internally: because it’s becoming fundamentally more dangerous for lgbt people, especially trans people, and people with uteri. the shit-awful governor that this hell state refuses to remove from office is monstrous to a degree only rivaled by that fucker in florida, and his combination of greed, malice, and incompetence has gotten people killed. while i do not resent those who lack the means to leave and respect those that are still willing to fight for a better future for the state they call home, i fucking hate this place and i DO have the opportunity to move somewhere else, thank god.
me, externally: the weather is nicer in minnesota.