Author: tevruden

gunsandwwands:

dj-gryff:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

uniqueandclevername:

A combination of exhaustion from blood loss and knowledge of it’s futility made Fel drop the shards of his shattered Soulstone. Just as he began to realize he was out of options he heard a familiar voice from behind him. He winced as he inclined his head to see the death knight standing over what was quickly becoming his corpse.

There was a moment of uncertainty where Fel thought of all the things it would mean for his life and possibly the taint of undeath it would stain upon his soul. But when he was tallying up the pros and cons of taking such an offer, he came to the one reason- the one person, that is who would tip the scales against all other reasoning.

Straining against his own weakening body, he forced his broken body to sit up, extending a shaking and bloody hand to the man who offered him the chance to see and protect all that he loves. “I accept.”

varae-ver-you-are:

iyyokukthelucid replied to your post:> Looks for jobs > Half of them require TS/SCI +…

apply for them anyway. if they think you’re the right person they’ll give you any training you need (i think that’s what you mean by those abbreviations?)

TS/SCI + Poly = Top Secret – Secret Clearance Interest + Polygraph

Basically, you couldn’t have been on anyone’s radar in the last 10 years, you can’t have any significant amounts of debt up to a certain amount, you can’t have even been pulled over in some cases.

I had to take a Poly once for my mom’s job since she has top level clearance and because I have traveled outside of the continental US. 

Shit. I am monitored because of her job. If I go to certain areas of the world, she is to turn in paperwork in regards to it before I am allowed to travel. o__o

I applied anyway because most of the “clearances” they need aren’t even needed. Shit, the position that I applied with the Team Lead job was a clearance but it wasn’t required. Nothing I will be seeing is classified, just some of the computers they may need to have fixed will be. 

Really, if they want you bad enough they’ll get your clearance.