Month: May 2024

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

the city where we live doesn’t allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts “chill and grill sessions” where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

whitegirlsaintshit:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

shelandsorcery:

shelandsorcery:

shelandsorcery:

I am mad about cellphone cameras hiding the processing they do, and I am glad about software that lets me control it and opt in and out, and I dictated this rant on insta so I am resharing the images here and will attempt to turn this into a useful text post on my blog in future, when my hand is working better 🤘👍

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Here’s the website for the app I’m getting so much good use out of: https://opencamera.org.uk/

And here’s a big dump of photos from it!

and here’s an example of exactly how much this means to me – I’ve been really feeling like I’m terrible at photographing my own work, especially watercolour, and i can’t seem to really capture what makes a painting special in person.

here’s some examples of my attempts to photograph this sketchbook painting using the native camera app on my phone:

it’s grainy, blotchy, the colours feel off, the contrast is too much… it really doesn’t capture what’s on paper in front of me!

so then i try with the processing turned off in Open Camera:

it’s fucking night and day!

A clearer comparison for you:

jesus fucking christ what a game changer!

professionalchaoticdumbass:

MUTUALS POTLUCK! what are you bringing?

a staple food (rice, beans, corn, potatoes, etc)

a salad of some sort

baked goods; bread, cake, muffins, pastry, cookies

a roast of some kind; meat, vegetables, all good

fried or grilled food (stirfry, barbecue, grilled cheese, all that good shit)

big ol’ pot of something: soups and stews, curries, slow cooked food, boiled

a food that you can eat cold (sandwich, sushi, raw fruit & veg)

snacks; chips, vegetables/crackers and dip, charcuterie

desserts and sweets (candy, ice cream, chocolates)

non alcoholic drink of some sort (punch, juice, cola, etc)

booze of your choice

i’m here to freeload

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storebought is fine if you want, but you are encouraged to make something yourself! share what you’re bringing in the tags :3

Tevruden remembers everything he’s done after transforming into a dragon.

…including all of the times he’s considered eating a guy as a solution to his current problem (and just how long it took to dismiss that solution.)

brunhiddensmusings:

ferrousferrule:

programmerhumour:

Funny how that works

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

what people fear about GMO– ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’

what GMO actually is– ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’

what people SHOULD be upset about– ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

undekaying:

A trope that gets to me: ‘guard dog’ character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don’t care/kind of like it. Someone says “call your guard dog off” and their partner does call them off. That person, their ‘guard dog’, is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There’s no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.