simonbitdiddle:

I just realized something terrible and shouldn’t be spoken but this is the poor life decisions website so here we go:

All these bot creators are terrible at reading the room. Very few people are interested in sexting with ill-defined women on this website.

They need to switch the script. Put out something for the monsterfuckers and the robotfuckers. Maybe even some /males/.

Tell me you wouldn’t respond to a DM from an ancient eldrich being who is looking for a short term soul to sup on.

Tell me you wouldn’t respond to a DM from a Cybertronian who wants to hear about new music from Earth.

Tell me you wouldn’t respond to a DM from a werewolf who needs someone to pet them and tell them they’re a good boy/girl.

@staff I’m so sorry that if this comes to be and please tell Brad the Intern who is the sole Health and Safety engineer that I will get them a nice Irish coffee at the next Dashcon.