i hate whenever theres a paladin/knight/generally gruff protector-type character in an alternate or historical time period, and when theyre adapted to the modern day or theres a popular modern AU headcanon theyre ALWAYS a cop. you fools. you fucking fools. a good aligned paladin wouldnt be a cop they would be a drug sponsor. a domestic cleaner. a child support worker. a sanitation worker. its not about cutting people in half with a zweihander its about serving the goddamn community
revisiting this to say
- i love people in the tags saying what their paladins would be – personally, my paladin orion would be a child psychologist
- people were saying it is a little about cutting people in half with a zweihander, just not in a police brutality way, and i stand corrected