watermelon-converse:

It’s time for tumblr to choose

Road work ahead??? Yeah, I sure hOpE iT dOeS

Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!

Oh hi thanks for checking in ✨still a piece of garbage✨

And they were roommates

Do it for the vine

Two dudessss, chillin in a hot tubbb, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

Happy crimus

Wouldn’t you like to know, wEathErbOy

I’m sorry but I’m also not